I just realised, that Beavis is pretty darn gay if you ask me, that epichoad where he admits he went into the bus station bathroom with a strange man... by, oh, boy....
As good ol' Tom Anderson would say.... "boy.. you know whut? it don't get any gayer than that!"
Uh Whatever... Beavis is pretty hot... you're probably just mad because your name is Butt Hymen
Butt Hymen wrote in article ...
no, he's right uhuh Beavis is pretty gay ehehe we have plenty of evidence
Uh like, no way! Beavis does like to think about scoring with chicks, and his eyes get all big when he sees those girls' butts in the rap videos.
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...
In article , EEK! writes
Uhhh... EEK!... can you show me your butt?
Hamster
Tom Bird wrote in article ...
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Just to show I'm not gay (GCRU), here it is:
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I used to have a hamster, and it's butt looked like this:
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butt, it like died and stuff....
In article , EEK! writes
That's one big butt. Anyway EEK... even if you're NOT gay, you are (hopefully) a chick so therefore it's like... not gay. Just pervy.
Awww. Did it have big Ham-Nads?
Hamster
uhuh that's pretty messed up, tom ehehe ;)
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In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us writes
Dammit... that's Butthead's line!
Hamster
Butt, we have plenty of evidence.. he was willin to do a guy, in the "do America" movie... he did stuff in a bathroom with a guy, for a candy bar.... and if you ever hear the interview Mike Fudge did in 1995 on the Howard Stern radio show, when Beavis was interviewed, he admitted bing molested by his local priest, and admitted going back for more!! ;)
In article , Buster Hymen writes
Hmmm, Beavis and Butt-Head's fart-knockerness has been probed (mhehehe) before. Dr Emma Royds had this to say to an alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead chick called Baz Wylde who like wanted BnB to be straight so she could like do it with them:
************************************************************ This is a classic sign of denial, Baz.
This is the first stage of grieving over the revelation that two of your idols aren't what you think they are.
You haven't accepted the reality (the last stage of grief) that Beavis and Butt-head are homosexuals.
Note the 10 signs of Beavis' and Butt-head's homosexual tendencies:
1) The name "Butt-head" is a clearly veiled reference to homosexual behavior.
2) Ever wonder why Beavis and Butt-head go to the bathroom a lot? To soothe their poor butts from all the boinking they do.
3) When they fight over the remote control, it is an instinctual struggle for an ancient male phallic symbol. It symbolizes the teeming gay tendencies they try to repress.
4) Why do they seem to enjoy wrestling with each other when fighting? It's because it's a way of expressing their male bondage love for each other.
5) Ever notice their frequent use of the word, "monkey"? That's a coded homosexual term for "I want to f&*$ you like an animal."
6) And all the laughing they do? That's code as well for "I'd love to rub you up with cocoa butter and roll around in bed". They do it all the time.
7) Their frequent use of the word, "sucks" is a clear indication that they enjoy "pipe-smoking" together.
8) Their collective crush on Todd is an expression of their repressed homosexual tension, pure and simple.
9) The name "beavis" is an ancient Haritoonian term for "dances with men".
10) The "Double Inverted Fartknocker Nad Twist" is a secret gay love call that is recognized only by homosexuals.
I'm sorry, folks, to burst your bubble, but the evidence is clear and convincing, beyond a reasonable doubt, open and shut.
They're gay. Deny it all you want. They're queer. Homos. Rump Raiders. Pipe Smokers. Choad Chokers.
Can't argue facts, people. Deal with it. BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD ARE GAY. The sooner you accept it the sooner you'll be happy.
Respectfully,
Dr. Emma Royds, Director UW Center for the Study of Buttology Seattle [email] http://gluteus.u.washington.edu
Phil MacHunt? LOL ehehe I know your cousin, "B. Angus Hardenfast" uhuh Mike Hunt says hello ehehe
Phil MacHunt wrote in article ...
Your name kicks ass!
Anyways, like he can't be gay! He can't! He's too damn sexy!