A friendly reminder:

Jun 4, 20002 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Dr. Emma Roydsalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

This is a pubic cervix announcement from the University of Washington Center for the Study of Buttology.

Please remember the conclusive proof that Beavis and Butt-head are gay:

  • The actions of Beavis and Butt-head directly contributed to Harry Sachz sticking a phone up Stewart's father's butt, therefore making them contributory felchers.
  • Beavis and Butt-head appear to enjoy wrestling with each other. Too much.
  • Beavis and Butt-head live together. Enough said.
  • Beavis and Butt-head have been sighted wearing womens' clothes.
  • The perpetual utterance "huh huh huh" is a Native American word for "I want to touch your butt". They say it all the time.

There you have it: irrefutable evidence that Beavis and Butt-head are gay. They're rump raiders, choad smokers, pipe cleaners. The sooner you learn to accept this reality, the happier you all will be.

Have a nice day.

Love

Dr. Emma Royds, Director Center for the Study of Buttology University of Washington, Seattle [email]
Doktor Pete↩ Dr. Emma Roydsalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

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