That's right kiddie's! I'm going to share with you the secret's to becoming a high dollar consultant.
- Buy a fancy suit.
- Locate target company, preferably fortune 500 or better.
- Arrange appointment with CIO of said company.
- Memorize and recite following passage:
"Using the lastest in non-linear analysis techniques, I have determined that your oganization needs to implement a mission critical intranet facility to handle your IS's shifting paradigm structure. To maintain your IS's customer driven objective, and Total Quality Management approach your performance will depend upon the ability of your system to provide the framework for employee empowerment, and increase contribution to organziational wide goals. This ISO 9000 compliant system is a completly integrated, and robust glide-slope modeled delivery system.
Design and development of said system should be outsourced for maximum cost/benefit and target performance, and should be coupled with an organization restructuring in order to compensate for the demands of an ever flattening hierarchy. This would elimate the need for additonal FTE's and their equivalents.
To maximize this gain in productivity R&D should over see the primary design and development stages using the Relational Data Design methodology coupled with object oriented project management procedures.
To ensure this total quality approach, a strategic agreement must be reached with your OEM to provide the penultimate Client Server systems delievery platform. This system should be modeled using the lastest in virtual reality modelling techniques. Through this modelling you can take strategic advantage of your distributed objects, including but not limited to ORB, OLE, SOM, IDL, and BLOBs."
Stop there collect your check for $100,000.00 and then offer to continue your analysis throught the production stages..
Steve (coming out of bubble mode)