(sung to the Oscar Mayer bologna song)
Ohhh, my weiner has a first name it's j-o-n-n-y, And my wiener has another name it's w-o-o-d-y! Ohhh, I love to spank it twice a day, And if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaaaaayyy, 'Cause my fist and fingers have a way To make my wiener spray-spray-spray!
And that's my rhyme for the house. Thank You, I'm Butt-Head. Goodnight.
Chris Wallner wrote in article ...
Yeah, YEAH, spray, spray, SPRAY spppphhhtttttttttththththththt!!! That ruled!! ..
In "Mike J" writes:
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Oh man. I just spit a load of Arizona ice tea all over my keyboard from reading your song....
That made my day. It's juvinile (sp?) but, it gave my a good laugh for sucky friday work day....
-BD
In article [email] (Chris Wallner) writes:
Chris...uhh...like, uhhh... emeheheheheheh "twice a day"? emeheheheheheheheh Dewd, that's kinda personal isn't it? eheheheh..eheheheheh...
"Men have feelings too... May Chris share his with you?" eheheheheheheheh
Thank you for the rhyme.
CherylAnn ILoveeverybody
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