Who Is Cornholio?

He's God, dumbass! Sheeeese!

RC-

Uhh...no, he's not God, dumbass! He's like, uhh...the alter-ego dude of Beavis. emeheheh heheheheh... God is that dude that Beavis talked to when he like, died and stuff. He told Beavis, "no Beavis, that SUCKED" mm-kay?

Sheesh!

Beavisette

Uh...no.

That dude was like St. Peter or something......Peter...

he he he...Peter....hehehe Like, I thought God was a Saint?

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Rick wrote in article ...

Technically, no. According to the Holy Bible of Sterculius, Cornholio is the son of Sterculius, and was sent down to Earth to save all those of the Sterculian faith. It says in Constipations 5:11, the way to atone for your sins is to give up all your TP to Cornholio, as a way to show unselfishness. Then, on the last day, you will be taken to live with Sterculius in eternal paradise.

In summary, Cornholio is a part of the Triad Faith of Sterculius, consisting of Sterculius, Cornholio, and The Almighty Bunghole. All bow down before the Mighty Sterculius! The streets shall flow with the blood of the non-believers! So let it be written, so let it be done!

Shuutaro

A cornhole is another word for anus. Cornholio is therefore the god of the anus.

Close... in the hallowin show, Cornholio defined himself as the "Gaurdian of the almighty bunghole"

In message [email] (Weber) writes:

   Yep - All posters from .uk are brits,
   and I have a tattoo of godzilla on my butt too ;-)

dave

(o dear lord lets not start THAT thread again).

In message "Shuutaro Mendou" writes:

Yeah! Preach on, brother Shuutarlio!

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In message Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland writes:

around singing

    uuhhh huh huh huhhuh huhhuhhuhuhuhhuh
    you thought i was serious
    huhuhhuh huh huhhuhuhhuhuhhuh huhhuh!
    what a dumbass

dave s

David Shepherd wrote:

Uhhh Uhhh,,, you thought I was serious about being serious about you being serious about it being called "Cornholio Lord of the Harvest." or something.

Dumbass....

Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland