State your name and cereal number. If you are a chick, tell us what you look like and stuff.
Enter and Sign In Please
Jan 10, 2003, 1:02 PM ET43 posts by 15 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
43 posts
On Fri, 10 Jan 2003 13:02:39 -0500, Ralph the Rover wrote:
CyberButt, number 69, reporting for duty. Sir!!
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"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
The name is Turd. King Turd. My cereal number is number 2.
On Sat, 11 Jan 2003 07:18:00 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Glad you are here, sir. I hope you brought your groupies!
It's too easy... I won't say it after all. :)
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
I was wondering if anyone would get it....
On Sat, 11 Jan 2003 01:08:04 -0500, CyberButt wrote:
Your duty is to round up 2 dozen chicks for this grope!
On Sat, 11 Jan 2003 13:04:59 -0500, Ralph the Rover wrote:
Would you like fries with that?
Well I'm a chick, and I'll sign in and all, but I draw the line at groping!!
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
Like, how bout just copping a small feel?
On Sun, 12 Jan 2003 05:36:35 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Tell her you'll wear those big yellow dishwashing gloves, I heard somewhere chicks think it's ok if you do that or something.
"Ralph the Rover" wrote in message news:[email]...
I tried that once and it didn't work. I even tried wearing them while carrying a clipboard, still just got slapped. Dammit.
On Mon, 13 Jan 2003 17:20:16 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Sorry about that. Well basically all my ideas suck! ;-(
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So do mine...nothing works..NOTHING...LIKE, I TRY TO SCORE AND I SAY ROW-MATIC STUFF LIKE "Youre pretty hot, wanna do it?" AND I JUST GET SLAPPED AND THEY JUST WALK AWAY.. I'M NEVER GONNA SCORE, NEVER!!! I'LL HAVE A CAR, AND A JOB, AND LIKE MOW LAWNS AND SCRUB THE GRILL, BUT I'M NEVER GONNA SCORE AIAIAIAIAIAIAI!!!!!!
On Sat, 18 Jan 2003 07:25:18 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
No way, dude, Whamee just stuck her hand down your pants!
"Ralph the Rover" wrote in message news:[email]...
SLAPPED
CAR,
SCORE
I wish.
"Small"? Just what are you trying to say?
Ummm, I'm trying to say I wanna cop a feel :) 'Copping a small feel' - somewhere between groping and..ummm..nothing...
I knew what you were saying... I was just giving you a hard, uh, difficult time. ;)
Ooooooh, baby ;]
On Mon, 13 Jan 2003 06:16:56 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Huh, huh, now they are going to do it.
On Mon, 13 Jan 2003 14:36:12 -0500, Ralph the Rover wrote:
Yeah. Let's follow them and watch.
I'm in! It always gets interesting in here whenever King Turd and Laurie start flirting. Glad to see I'm not the only who's voyeuristic.
Oh who am I kidding - isn't everyone?!
~Jeni
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Woah! Cool! Like, I'll flirt with you too, baby...You look like my type, nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem, your clothes are still on....You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
Like, if no one was a voyager, then there would be no porno. And that would suck. So its a good thing everyone likes to watch!
Uh, huh, ok. If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Yay for porno!
~Jeni
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
On 15 Jan 2003 10:49:45 GMT, [email] (Whamee319) wrote:
Holy crap! Now THESE two are going to score!
Just when I was about to strip bare for King T I find out he's already cheating on me! I guess I'll have to go back to tormenting Mr. Anderson...
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Nooooooo! I think that was just about the closest I've come to scoring...dammit...back to square....ummm...two....dammit... Well, my hands are cold..can I warm them on your boobs? Like, hey baby, I'd look good on you...
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Nooooooo! I think that was just about the closest I've come to scoring...dammit...back to square....ummm...two....dammit... Well, my hands are cold..can I warm them on your boobs? Like, hey baby, I'd look good on you...
"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Uh...yeah! Sure would! Like, I think I just inoculated.... Let's have a party, and invite your pants to come on down! Mhehehe....this is cool....
On Wed, 15 Jan 2003 17:32:41 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
I'm writing down all these lines so I can say them to chicks on the train and stores and stuff. Thank you, I will finally score.
Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants.
~Jeni
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...
Woah! Boioioing..mhehe...I accidentially spilled a drink on my pants, can I get into yours?
"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Uh...yeah! Sure would! Like, I think I just inoculated.... Let's have a party, and invite your pants to come on down! Mhehehe....this is cool....
On Sun, 12 Jan 2003 02:04:14 -0500, Laurie wrote:
"I respect your boundaries as a woman." ;-)
written or oral test?
DIABOLIC aka Dave
non-chick, but I'm like a love machine or something.
On Sat, 11 Jan 2003 13:59:02 GMT, "DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote:
This group has too many male love machines! We demand more chicks!
"Ralph the Rover" wrote in message news:[email]...
Yeah, really, bring on the chicks.
On Fri, 10 Jan 2003 13:02:39 -0500, Ralph the Rover wrote:
This survey sucked. No chicks signed up. :-(
"Ralph the Rover" wrote in message news:[email]...
Is there a monthly anal fee? Also i'm having a hard time finding the entrance.
On Sun, 12 Jan 2003 23:53:02 -0700, "Hung Dong" wrote:
Could you repeat the question?
"Hung Dong" wrote in message news:dntU9.375$[email]...
Anal fee? I think pro-stich-ution is like, against the law. Unless you live in Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas.
On Mon, 13 Jan 2003 20:06:14 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Sorry to nit-pick (again) sir, butt (hehe) uh it's legal in NV butt not in Las Vegas, you gotta drive out into the sticks or something. Or so I heard.