Hi, all! I'm back with another story!!! The one you've all been waiting for!!!
Chick Magnet
by:
Joya Nappo One day, Beavis and Butthead were walking down the sidewalk going to
school. The saw that everything on TV sucked, so they decided to go to
school. "Hey, Beavis, huhuhuhuh! Did you do your homework? huhuhuh!"
asked Butthead. "No way! heheheheh! Homework's for people who like, pay
attention or something? heheheh!" said Beavis. When they continued to
walk, they saw a construction site down the road, and it looks as though
they were fixing electrical wires, and some were laying on the ground.
"Whoa! Hey, Beavis, let's go play with those wires! huhuhuhuh!" said
Butthead. "Yeah! yeah! Wires are cool! I'm playing with mine right now!
heheheh!" said Beavis as he stuck his hand down his pants. "Not, that
wire, dumbass, those ones the contruckers people have, huhuhuhuh!" said
Butthead. "Oh, yeah! heheheh!" said Beavis.
Without any of the construction workers looking, Butthead went, and
picked up a wire. "I go.......AAAHHHH!!!!!" shouted Butthead as he got
shocked by the wire he picked up. Beavis was impressed! "Whoa! heheheh!
That was cool, Butthead! Do that again!" Butthead didn't respond, and
started to get seizures, (the kind Beavis gets.) "DON"T CALL ME
BUTTHEAD, YOU ASSWIPE!!!!" shouted Butthead really loud. Beavis walked
to school by myself, Butthead still having the seizures, he followed
Beavis.
Later on in Buzz Cut's class, he was explaining how to do an
expirement with electricity. Beavis was chortling to himself, and
Butthead was still having seizures. Buzz Cut noticed they weren't paying
attention, so he yelled at Butthead. "DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?! WHAT IS
HELL IS WRONG, BUTTHEAD?!" shouted Buzz Cut. Butthead got up from his
seat, pulled his AC|DC shirt over his head. All the kids in the classroom
were looking at Butthead. "I AM CHICK MAGNET!!! I GOT OUT WITH EVERY
CHICK I SEE!!!" shouted Butthead. Beavis just sat there saying,
"Butthead got shocked! heheheheh! 'Shocked'!"
"GO DOWN TO THE OFFICE, NOW!!!" shouted Buzz Cut at Butthead. On
his way to the office, Butthead came up to Cassandra and said, "Would you
like to be a chick for Chick Magnet?, huhuhuh!" Cassandra said, "Leave me
alone you loser!" Butthead started walking down the halls, shouting, "I
AM CHICK MAGNET!!! I WANT EVERY CHICK I SEE!!!" Butthead approched an
empty girl's bathroom, "huhuhuhuh, this is gonna be cool!" he said as he
walked in. Butthead shouted, "OKAY, CHICKS!! YOU SHALL DO ME!!!!"
Meanwhile, in Mr. Van Driessen's class, he was talking about the
history of technology. Butthead was walking down the halls still
shouting, and then appeared in the doorway. "Butthead, what do you want?"
asked Mr. Van Driessen. "I WANT EVERY CHICK THERE IS, HUHUHUH! I AM
CHICK MAGNET! DO NOT ANGER ME!!!" Butthead shouted. "Butthead, I think
you better go down to the office and have a talk with the principal,
okay?" Mr. Van Driessen suggested. "Uh, okay! huhuhuhuh!" said Butthead
as he headed down to the office.
In Mr. McVicar's office, stressed out as usual, Mr, McVicar said,
"You can't just leave class and go shouting down the hallways pretending
you're some infomaniac!" "Uh, okay! huhuhuh! I'm sorry, sir!" said
Butthead. "Did you just say you're sorry? Tell you what, Butthead, I
think I'll just let you go for this time! If I catch you or Beavis next
time, you guys get a detention! Understand?" said Mr. McVicar.
"huhuhuh, you said, 'under'! huhuhuh! 'under'! said Butthead as he left
the office. The woman at the desk asked Butthead if he was going back to
class.
Butthead found a light socket, and stuck his finger in it go
shocked, and became 'Chick Magnet' again! Back in Buzz Cut's class,
"BEAVIS! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FRIEND?" asked Buzz Cut. "He got
shocked! heheheheh! 'shocked'! I'm gonna go join him!" said Beavis as
he left the room. "BEAVIS, GET BACK HERE!!!" shouted Buzz Cut after him.
When Beavis found Butthead walking around as Chick Magnet, Beavis decided
to become his alter-ego, "I AM CORNHOLIO!!! I NEED T.P. FOR MY
BUNGHOLE!!!" shouted Beavis. "I AM CHICK MAGNET!!! I'M THE HORNIEST
THING ALIVE, HUHUHUHUH!" shouted Butthead.
Both Beavis and Butthead were walking around the school hallways
with their shirts over their heads, and they decided alter-egos are cool!
"I AM CORNHOLIO!!! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!!" "I AM CHICK MAGNET!!
I DO EVERY CHICK I SEE!!!!" And this continued thoughout the day!THE END!!!
Hope you like this one you guys! Write in and let me know! BTW, this story is sort of a spin-off of "The Great Cornholio" episode! There will be more fanfics on the way!!!