Okay, foks...
who do you think it's gonna be next?
Kirk Douglas? or Bob hope?
The bets are on..ehehehehe
Lord Dump-ass III
"dem bones..dem bones..dem....dry bones..."
Let's take bets....
Apr 4, 19969 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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I'm bettin' on Bob, but I'll give you an extra fifty bucks if you take Ronnie Reagan or Jesse Helms first...
(How is it that prostate cancer can kill Frank Zappa, but Jesse Helms can have prostate cancer for years and still live on? Evil old bastard.)
-Michele La Wankstress
Take Jesse. Definitely Jesse. Because when Ronnie buys the farm, you are gonna see enough pomp and circumstance and SHIT LIKE THAT that you're going to want to move to Biafra.
Jesse Helms has sold his soul to the Devil. He may even BE the Devil.
Seryozha (still pissed at Nikolayev)
Bob. Definitely gotta be Bob "On the Road to Lord Dumbass's" Hope.
Bufford
P.S. Are you a typo or are you some kinda cheap ripoff of the real Lord Dumbass III? Watch out!
eheheh the real-deal...ehehehe I am the one and only Lord Dumbass III. just trying new spellings, like some people try new hairdo's
BTW the font size is still too big! ehehehehehehehehehehe
NOW you know it's the real me! ehehehe
On 4 Apr 1996, Lord Dumpass III wrote:
I'm betting a Fruity-Whip that it's Kirk Douglas. The "Lifetime Achievement Oscars" at the Academy Awards are a _dead_ giveaway.
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eheheh let's get "Las Vegas Odds" eheheheheehehe
Lord Poop-a-Scoop
Definitely Bob Hope.... Kirk Douglas can't die till his youngest son embarrasses him to death with something better than that stinking dog on the airplane routine.
[email] (Michele Mantynen) wrote... b> Lord Dumpass III ([email]) wrote: b> : Okay, foks... b> : who do you think it's gonna be next? b> : Kirk Douglas? or Bob hope? b> b> I'm bettin' on Bob, but I'll give you an extra fifty bucks if you take b> Ronnie Reagan or Jesse Helms first... b> b> (How is it that prostate cancer can kill Frank Zappa, but Jesse Helms b> can have prostate cancer for years and still live on? Evil old bastard.)
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