England sucks

America couldn't even kick Canada's ass, they tried to kick Englands ass once before, and got thrown out of the country to America, the prison island.

The only leader England had in this century who didn't suck (and I mean both figuratively and literally) big dick was Winston Fucking Churchill. Now there was a guy who took no prisoners. Chain-smoked stogies and drank at least a quart of booze every day. At least. Fought in the Boer War even though he was supposed to be just a correspondent. Kicked ass in the Admiralty during the First World War. Saved England's sorry ass during the Second World War by getting along with FDR and kicking Field Marshal Viscount Bernard Bunghole Montgomery in the 'nads whenever Patton (now there was a general who ROCKED) got tired of his bored-out little Limey ass. Banged more chicks in the home office than Kennedy and Clinton combined, and almost as many as Nixon (highly underrated as a ladies' man). Winston F. Churchill did more to keep England from becoming the total laughingstock of the Universe than any other Brit in this century, with the possible exception of Benny Hill.

And know what? Winston F. Churchill's mom was an AMERICAN!

thankyoudrivethrough Corrrrrrrrrdddooooooooooba!

Uh huh. And that's we have more land, more natural resources, more wealth... Of course we had to STEAL it, but no one's perfect. :)

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Hey Burt,

Could you please, uhm, like consider removing the last line of your signature? It may seem funny, but it really isn't.

Martijn.

Hey!!!

i for one, do not beleive that Burt means any kind of salute or support of Nazism....so please don't write him off as a Nazi

Thank you ..drive thru

[email] (Stephan Arrundale) wrote:

I guess you didn't realize it when you posted this, but you seem to have gotten your countries switched. The US is hardly an island. England however, couldn't be called anything else.

It looks like you have forgotten history as well. You see there was this little conflict about 200+ years ago called the Revolutionary War (I suppose you could call this the American Rebellion.) The two sides of this war were the then 13 colonies of America and England. The result was the 13 colonies became their own country and England had to return home defeated.

The only way your statement could make sense is if it was written like this:

   England couldn't even kick Canada's ass, they tried to kick America's
   ass once before, and got thrown out of the country to England, the
   prison island.

I hope I've cleared this matter up. I hate to see uneducated people 'cause they only present themselves as total morons when they speak.

[email] (J. Moye) wrote:

:wq saving dillhole.txt, 5 lines 90210 chars.

$ rm buttmunch $ cat .signature

[email] (Paul van de Graaf) wrote:

Uhhh...Paul, are you one of those eunichs dudes?

[email] (Kathy Diemer) wrote:

Uhh.. I was. When I was in Virginia Beech and some Bobbit chick put the smack down on my ass (and nads and wiener) But now, I like saw a plastic surgin' and my wiener is as good as new (umm.. I little *better* I think). But my specialty was 4.90210 BSD and SYS V and stuff. Now I can't even get Windoze 95 to keep from having a seizure.

Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf

[email] (Kathy Diemer) wrote:

Unix?

-Sauron Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!

In article , [email] (Dave Shepherd) writes:

You don't like East London?

uh...america, the prison island? where do you get your info...c'mon, don't insult the standard of education in the u.k...go on, check which the prison island was....