ehehe tinkle tinkle ehehe

eheh *tinkle tinkle* ehehememe ;)

Plop.

parp!  :)

Fblurrrrrrrrrrrrph! Spoot.

sphhhhhincter-ripple!

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Flotch...spurgle...gwaak...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASNER!

pphhharrrrpppp!!paaaarrpp!!!pphhhhrrrrrraaaappp!!

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Schbloooooooooooooooooblgwiiiiiiiiiisch! Kwip!

that sounds like diarreah.. I might try some.... (hey.. I *AM* a dog, we aren't exactly picky!!)

Also pretty good in meat sauce for nachos! ;O

Gary M.

Blaaaaammmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!! Sploooooossssshhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Explaination:

Yes-turd-ay I sat down to take my morning dump and just as soon as I was seated, I coughed real hard and that forced the 'traditional morning log' to shoot out of my butt like a cannonball. Arrrggghhhh!!!!! It almost ripped the grip of my butt....splashed pOOpie water all over my butt... and hurt like hell!!!!! ;O

Moral of this story: Beware of coughing while engaging in #2 activities!!!!!

Gary M. ;O

Gary M. wrote:

Theoretically, if this turd was hard enough, it could have blown a hole in the porcelain pedestal of your poop pot, gone right through the subfloor and into the lower level, and exploded on impact, injuring any proximal persons with sharp shards of shit shrapnel!

Not to mention the damage it would have done to the barrel of the weapon (meheheh...my butt)

Gary M.

fire torpedo one! uhuh

uhuh you have a loose ring uhuh ;)

yeh it could have hit one of those sea-sponges in it's human nads.

and PITA demands that we be kind to Grobbus sponges!

Gary M.

Gary M. wrote:

The sponge that's hung like a horse.

that's what you get for 20 years of homosexual activities ;)

Dammit, don't make me have to kick your little dog-butt!!!!

Gary M. ;)

that happens a lot to gay men, due to over-use of the sphincter (not that there's anything wrong with that - Seinfeld)

Dammit GCRU... I would kick your ass for saying that, but you are going away and will have your ass attacked nightly ant-ee-way! So nevermind... ;)

Gary M.

Gary M. did this'n:

sssSSSRRREEEAAAAPPpffffttttTTTT!!!!! "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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