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Millennial CatastropheDec 1, 1999

robby rat wrote:

I suggest we start either posting or crossposting to alt.tv.beav -

Oh, hang on...

the_mighty_ballooDec 1, 1999, 12:10 PM ET↩ Millennial Catastrophe

[email] (Medical Catastrophe) escribiï¿½ en artï¿½culo: ï¿½robby rat wrote:

ï¿½> lateley i hace read meny pjostes wehre ï¿½> teh oled dueds juts sit on teh porch adn ï¿½> greip aboute how bad tehings aer getting ï¿½> around here ï¿½> ï¿½> it maeks me vrey sad wehn teh oled ï¿½> dueds aer dowen in teh dumps so i wwes ï¿½> wondreing whet we couled do to maek teh ï¿½> holiedaey seaseen a litel betrre for tehm ï¿½> ï¿½> otehre than hireing dirk buruere to ï¿½> remonstraet weth bertie teh bunidip ï¿½> does anyoen haev aney ideaes? ï¿½> ï¿½> teh robei waering his serious clothes ï¿½> ï¿½> ah hah ahahaha aheheheheh ehaehhehea ï¿½> ï¿½> whew ï¿½ ï¿½ I suggest we start either posting or crossposting to alt.tv.beav - ï¿½ ï¿½ Oh, hang on...

Clearly there are people who have not yet earned the honor of being here present. Some rite of passage must be staged in which each newbie proves him or herself worthy of the grandeur and glory that is Meow. I'm thinking nude baby oil twister tournaments here.

The Vampire LeStatDec 1, 1999↩ the_mighty_balloo

On Wed, 01 Dec 1999 17:10:08 GMT, as I was cleaning my fangs in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, [email] (the_mighty_balloo) almost made me bite my tongue with the following:

dued! ADD ME TO YUOR LITS!!!!!!1!

SergiDec 1, 1999↩ the_mighty_balloo

I was like "Oh my GOD! No WAY!" And so then [email] (The 2-Belo) totally goes like:

You're going to have to sleep with the boxing gloves on again tonight, young man.

jamey 'Crisis' powellDec 1, 1999↩ the_mighty_balloo

LEFT MAMMARY GLAND GREEN!

ah hah hah hah

LongMcDongDec 1, 1999, 8:41 PM ET↩ the_mighty_balloo

ï¿½|ï¿½ï¿½ - The Toastmaster General. wrote:

Umm? Left palm red! Heh m heh!

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JJDec 2, 1999↩ the_mighty_balloo

Error reading device "The 2-Belo"   (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?   [ ]
%ï¿½|ï¿½ï¿½ - The Toastmaster General. wrought:
%
%>Error reading device "Rev. Tiernan"   (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?   [ ]
%>%Pulling forth the Scroll of Wisdom on Wed, 01 Dec 1999 17:10:08 GMT,
%>%[email] (the_mighty_balloo) Verily didst say
%>%unto All:
%>%
%>%>[email] (Medical Catastrophe) escribiï¿½ en artï¿½culo:
%>%>ï¿½robby rat  wrote:
%>%>
%>%>ï¿½> lateley i hace read meny pjostes wehre
%>%>ï¿½> teh oled dueds juts sit on teh porch adn
%>%>ï¿½> greip aboute how bad tehings aer getting
%>%>ï¿½> around here
%>%>ï¿½>
%>%>ï¿½> it maeks me vrey sad wehn teh oled
%>%>ï¿½> dueds aer dowen in teh dumps so i wwes
%>%>ï¿½> wondreing whet we couled do to maek teh
%>%>ï¿½> holiedaey seaseen a litel betrre for tehm
%>%>ï¿½>
%>%>ï¿½> otehre than hireing dirk buruere to
%>%>ï¿½> remonstraet weth bertie teh bunidip
%>%>ï¿½> does anyoen haev aney ideaes?
%>%>ï¿½>
%>%>ï¿½> teh robei waering his serious clothes
%>%>ï¿½>
%>%>ï¿½> ah hah ahahaha aheheheheh ehaehhehea
%>%>ï¿½>
%>%>ï¿½> whew
%>%>ï¿½
%>%>ï¿½ I suggest we start either posting or crossposting to alt.tv.beav -
%>%>ï¿½
%>%>ï¿½ Oh, hang on...
%>%>
%>%>Clearly there are people who have not yet earned
%>%>the honor of being here present.  Some rite of passage
%>%>must be staged in which each newbie proves him or herself
%>%>worthy of the grandeur and glory that is Meow.  I'm
%>%>thinking nude baby oil twister tournaments here.
%>%
%>%YES!
%>%
%>%Ok, so I'm not a newbie.  Can I cover myself with baby oil and play
%>%twister anyway?
%>
%>RIGHT HAND BLUE!
%
%No, right hand *red*... and hairy... and... mheh m heheheh m heheheheh.

You sick bastard, I saw that.

One more stunt like this and The 2-Belo has to play on the steel wool sheet.

jamey 'Crisis' powellDec 1, 1999↩ JJ

I don't know...he might end up sort of liking that.

The 2-BeloDec 2, 1999↩ jamey 'Crisis' powell

crisis wrought:

Yeah, I mean, what better way to scratch your ass?

ï¿½uDec 2, 1999↩ the_mighty_balloo

Rev. Tiernan wrote in to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

17:10:08 GMT,

didst say

artï¿½culo: