Last night on British TV there was a programme about John Merrick 'the Elephant Man' and they traced his descendants (no they didn't all have sacks over their heads).
There was a chick Norwegian Nurse who was getting DNA samples from the skeleton. She said "I like working on Bone" and when she was successful they said "she's pulled it off".
The wife didn't have a clue what I found so amusing.
sacks
I can never remember - was he a human being, or an animal?
It occurred to me after writing this - It explains what The Beatles were going on about when they sang 'Norwegian Wood'.
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"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ u s a . c o m> schreef in bericht news:TyIKb.1498$[email]...
This is becoming a pretty interesting thread. subject: "bone"... in the msg-body there are the words "going on"( and on, and on... mhehehh) and "wood"...
Now we need to throw in some boobs to like, make it rule.
or something
"aghasee" wrote in message news:...
That ruled anyway, butt okay, here you go: BOOBS!
Question: If that message really had boobs thrown in would they still be attached to the chick?
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BOOBS! I really like the sound of that. mheheh.. BOOBS!
The thing is, when the boobs... mhehhehh.. uhuhhmm... o yeah, when the boobs aren't attached to the chick anymore, how does one know it aren't man-boobs, instead of, you know, boob-like boobs? Are there specific markings on them or what? Because, it's like, I'd rather be safe than sorry, but otoh, I don't wanna miss no boob-opportunity, knowwhatI'msayin'?
Uh, chicks bOObs are generally bigger and don't have chest hair. If you see a nice big pair of unhairy boobs and find out they belong to a man... I dunno....congratulate him on a nice pair of titties?
You really don't care if they're guys boobs as long as you don't miss out?
"Jeni" schreef in bericht news:[email]...
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Is this one of those tricky questions...?
Yes. You must form your question in the form of an answer.
Boobs. B0obs bOObs BO0bs!!! what was that question again?
You have a habit of saying this. Have you tried this ploy on US Customs when you travel by air?
[Customs official, Orlando Airport] 'Anything to declare sir?' [KT] 'You must form your question in the form of an answer.'
some time later...
[Homeland security official, Guano-tampon-o Bay] 'Anything to declare sir?' [KT} 'mmmnnn Tooo mmnnnn Tight mmnnnmmnnm'
Back on the subject. [that's bones, not boobs] I smirk like an idiot when I hear any bluesman singing 'I'm bad to the bone'. That's the sound of someone who really spanks his monkey...
TYDT
when you travel by air?
I do that when I get stopped by the cops for stuff. Cop - "We got a report of some pervert masturbating in the frozen foods section at the supermarket. You fit the description that the manager gave us. Do you know anything about that?" Me - 'You must phrase your question in the form of an answer. You are now discolorfied."
Usually I get hit with the tazer at that point.
I hear any bluesman singing 'I'm bad to the bone'. That's
Yeah, its a damn shame that those blues guys are bad to their bones. They really should treat them better.
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Tazers rule...
"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...
Have you "ASSumed" the position? ASSumed... cool!
I understand what your going through. I bet her and Princess Turd give us the exact same look under those circumstances.