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Nurse: HEY! I saw that! WTH were you thinking? Doctor: Hey give me a break, it's Friday after all.
And King Turd (tm) never scored again.
But at least he got to score twice before this heinous thing happened to his thing or something! :-P
JK dude. I sure hope all went well. Try not to spank for a few days. ;)
Be careful...
"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...
Thanks for the well wishes dude, I'm enjoying the effects of legally prescribed drugs and fortunately my schlong didn't get detached by Cyberbutts nightmare nurse. Even if it did, I probably could have located it on the street, next to the broken toaster ovens that bum sells at Central and 4th.
A fairly hot chick "prepped me" and used masking tape to tape my weiner up and out of the way. True. That was sort of cool. Butt, local anestetic my ass, that shit hurt, bad. I currently have a bag of frozen peas shoved in my pants, but the chick touching my schlong and the Oxycodone I'm on now make it all not so bad in this drug induced hindsight.
The paperwork says I have to masturbate in a month then another month to make sure my swimmers are no more...mheheheheehh!
I hope they have the latest issue of Spank there.
All group members, please bow your heads in respectful memory.
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Dude, that is funny! Even Queen Turd, who usually just rolls her eyes at me about stuff I find funny, laughed at that one. That ones saved for eternity in my photos....
huh huh huh, cool. :-)
On Fri, 9 Jan 2009 22:10:46 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
Hey KT, I hope your nads are feeling better.
Question: after you took the peas out of your pants, did you cook them for supper, or just stick them back in the freezer for later?
CB
Hay CB, how you bean? Don't turnip your nose, do me a fava, your question is corny, we don't carrot all, lettuce just drop it, okra?
On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:18:32 -0800 (PST), [email] wrote:
Thank you for your sage advice. I barley know how to respond.
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And I thought that this group was above using cheesy food puns.
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
Cook?? Eating peas?????? What the hell are you talking about, I just shoved them back in the grocery store freezer when they started to thaw and grabbed another bag.