everyone please read this,it's my first experience

around the time i was 10 my parents broke up (i was living with my dad) and he found this chick that had a HOTT daughter and when i was 12 both my dad and step-mom were at some party and Katey (she was 18 at the time!) was at home with me.i was watching TV and then Kate walked into the living room NAKED and sat next to me,next thing i know my meat was being sucked like no tomorrow and then after that i was fucking her from behind (hehe,cat style) this kept up for about 6 years(me and Kate dating and fucking)then she moved out :.(

but you know what?!? we still occasionaly get together and fuck each other's minds out!

the ever so kinky and horny,Darek Seid

) this kept up for

6 years?? Isn't that some sort of a record??

uh uh *Viagra* ehehehe ;)

On 17 May 1998 18:44:48 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

And then, my friend, you DIE!!!

         :-)    :-O    :-P    X-[

GRNRAPTOR wrote in article ...

and he

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home

and

tomorrow and

up for

other's

Dammit! Either you're making this up or you're luckier than the guy who won the triple-rollover lottery!

I want my meat sucking by an 18 year old! waaaaa!!!!!

Like dammit, did you jack up? At 12?

Hamster

In article , Tom Bird writes

God damn you! You probally have like never had a Dick then or even Pubes! Damn U are the luckiest Lad on earth!

Sioux wrote in article ...

dad)

dad

NAKED

kept

oooohh!!! now who's got the biology degree? Stop using those technical terms... my head is hurting!

Hamster

ps. I can't remember being 12... Sioux can... he's still living it.

On 14 May 1998 19:28:47 GMT, [email] (GRNRAPTOR) wrote:

WHOA! thats' pretty messed up dued!

   ya know , i dont' wanta start talking liek a dumbass,
     butt technicelly that chick is a rapper - yeh really!
   if you go aronde telling people that storie,
     she could get ina buttload of trouble or somethign.

   you do read the news now anad then,, dont' you????
    thay threw that rapping teechur chick's ass rite back
      in jail!!!!! four scoring wiht that boy!!!!

Judgie-wudgie: She gave you a WHAT!?!?!?!

           :-)

I think the statue of limmytayshuns has perspired or something ;)

YES!! hahaha *judgie-wudgie* ehehehehe ROTFLMFAO eheheheh

Judgie-Wudgie Judy-Wudy said.... ehehehhe "I want to see you both in my chambers... NOW!!" ehehehe boi-oi-oi-ng

um,i don't use Viagra,i don't like to take medicine at all and i hate it when i need to

Cool :) Same here... who needs to have *medecine head*? dammit not THAT kind of head, you preverts! ;)

<a long-ass subject line in the headers>

emhehehehh...uhhhh, are you like trying to crash newsreaders again or something, GCRU????? ;-) eheheeheh

gary m. ;)

In article , Lumpy Camshaft writes

God damn you! Please go back to school and learn better english! You can't spell to save your life you Low Life Scum sucking dill weed Ass licking Asshole!

Oh yeah Rapping? you mean rapeing? or do you mean a pedaphile?

Sioux wrote in article ...

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NAKED and

tomorrow and

kept up for

other's

English would have a capital 'E'.

8-)

Paedophile.

*8-) <- it's got hair now...

Hamster

Dammoit, Tom.. it's *pedaphile* ehehehe you need to *cheque* your spelllingggg.. ;)

UGH! put that away, Beavis.... you know your'e not supposed to have your penis out when you're cooking.

^^^ ehehehe ham ehehehe

What's wrong with you pervert bungholes???? :O It's *****pedal file***** That's was you use when your bicycle pedal sticks up your butt cause you have a pedal fetish and stuff. owwwwwww!!! :-O

gary m. (not me!!!! but I'm sure somebody's tried it)

oh yeh ehehe *bike-saddle sniffer* ehehehe

On Mon, 18 May 1998 14:49:12 +0000, Sioux wrote:

      eye apeolougize four oafending yew,
      anad il'l nevre pozt hear aginn!!!!!

                  bye buy,
                  Lumpy

ROTFLMFAO ehehe Judgie-Wudgie ehehehWIOAHYe ehehehehemememe

eheh you said *four loaf* ehehe then you said *end in yew* ehehehe so, *THAT'S* your chick?? ehehe BAAAAAAAA ehehehehhe BAAAAAA ehehe

then you said *post* ehehe

On 19 May 1998 03:45:47 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

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you buttmonkie! you mispeled my reel name::::

"Low Life Scum sucking dill weed Ass licking Asshole"

(that rules!!!)

       ^
       f is for fairie! nyah nyah nyah!!!!

here, dolly, dolly, dolly...

      :-)

That's nothing.. I once posted one that was so long (uhuh) it would crash the browser/newsreader of anyone who tried to read the message. Boy, was I em-bare-ass-ed for a week or so..

Whoa dude, that musta been pretty cool though... :D

gary m.

it was cool as in *woah.. look what I did* but not cool, in that I didn't mean to do that, and it messed ppl up for about a week or two, whenever they tried to read the NG..

Andrew Mcpherson wrote:

WOAH! ehehe a man after my own heart! ehehe may the long subject line live on!

On 26 May 1998, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Yeah, it's like, cool to have a long subject. he he.

Already have, it's funky!

Tom Bird wrote:

Man, I jsut can't get enough of these things!!!!!1
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!plop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<AOL-WEBTV> "ME, TOO!!!" </AOL-WEBTV>

Sioux wrote: r from behind (hehe,cat style) this kept up for

Is this John Spaghetti in a new dress? I was impressed with the story though. Re spelling: it's spelled "fucking", not "f*cking". "*" is not even like in the alphabet or something.

yeh unless it's in one of those alphabets that have like..err. squiggles and curly lines instead of letters.

On Mon, 18 May 1998 14:49:12 +0000, Sioux wrote:

Whoa! Don't hold back. Learn to share your feelings with the group!

CyberBytt ngefeek!

On Tue, 19 May 1998 01:15:13 GMT, [email] (CyberButt) wrote:

 ^^^^^^^

THAT RULED!!!

        :-)

and *ass-licking asshole* ??? ehehehhee I didn't know buttholes had their own tongues? ehehehhe

(_P_) ehehehehe

Sioux wrote:

uh uh maybe he's one of them foreigners, like that one that Beavis said stole the money in that lie-detector test epichoad.

ehehe Judgie-wudgie eheheheheh that never gets old ehehehehe