BH: Preach on, brother Cooper. B: Mm-heh,yeah, you know that's right.
BH: Just look at me!
BH: This glass must be like, plastic, or something.
B: Hey, look Butthead, that dog just talked!
Todd: This isn't a party! This looks like a daycare center for little baby girls! B: Hey dude, have some hard stuff! Todd: Gimme that! <glug, glug> <throws bottle> This crap is warm!
BH: Ugh! (spits out burrito) This isn't a burrito! B: Yeah, I got egg in mine... she tricked us!
B: I was supposed to use a container?
B: This chair is giving me a woody! BH: I don't have room for a woody!
B: Hey Butthead, it's not cool to call that dude a penis just because he plays the piano! BH: No,assmunch! That's what you're supposed to call them!