Quotes!~!

Mar 19, 1995, 10:20 PM ET7 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Adam Ecclesalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Glam rock just isn't what it used to be Beavis.

El 7 kick ass,

huh huh he said detachable penis. huh huh

Adam,              I'll mail you again when the Moon falls
                   from the sky and the sun has turned red
                   over one tree hill...

Or is it the other way round, huh hu errrr I dunno, have to look it up..

BH: Preach on, brother Cooper. B: Mm-heh,yeah, you know that's right.

BH: Just look at me!

BH: This glass must be like, plastic, or something.

B: Hey, look Butthead, that dog just talked!

Todd: This isn't a party! This looks like a daycare center for little baby girls! B: Hey dude, have some hard stuff! Todd: Gimme that! <glug, glug> <throws bottle> This crap is warm!

BH: Ugh! (spits out burrito) This isn't a burrito! B: Yeah, I got egg in mine... she tricked us!

B: I was supposed to use a container?

B: This chair is giving me a woody! BH: I don't have room for a woody!

B: Hey Butthead, it's not cool to call that dude a penis just because he plays the piano! BH: No,assmunch! That's what you're supposed to call them!

In [email] (Wilson Verardi) writes:

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"Tattoos are cool." "Yeah, I wish I was born with one." "You're not born with tattoos, dumbass. You get them when you join the navy."

"Is this satanic music?" "Naw. It's not cool enough."

Whoa! That was pretty cool beavis...

"Dammit, dammit, sonofabitch, sonofabeeaattcchh, sonofabeeaattcch...dammit" (I'm waiting for the CD for this song!)

Cheryl

Reality's the only obstacle to happiness. [email] Upgraded to Super Etch-A-Sketch Technology

You ever wonder why so much stuff sucks ?

Sometimes I look at these straws and I say, This Sucks.. hu huh huh

Do you like her hair up or down Beavis ? I think with this particular outfit it looks better up. -- Hey Beavis, what are your hands doing in your pockets,

In article ,

I think it's in the album "The Classics Of Cool", along with Pantera, Gwar, the Butthole Surfers, and Flea. Don't get it confused with "The Classics of Suck", though. That has stuff like Bon Jovi and Nelson, or something.

My favourite quote from Butt-head is 'Carlos and his goat pick coffee beans in this valley every morning'

or when they are sent back to kindergarden 'Bevis, these chicks are flat'

Butt-head:'penguins'