Out of all of the BnBH episodes, I've never gotten to see "Frog Baseball"!
I mean... that SUCKS! mehehemeheheheheh dammit... somebody wanna send me Frog Baseball, and maybe some of the other very *first* episodes? If you do, promise you will be so happy you did. mehemeheh hehehehehemeheheh
I can make your special dreams come true. Uh...meheheh mehehehehe nevermind.
Cat
On Sun, 04 Apr 1999 04:51:00 GMT, [email] (132.223.818.3) wrote:
Cat, you should see if you can still get a copy of the Fire Collection from Burt Ward. It has about 25 of the old classic eps on it, including Frog Baseball. Butt, if he's not producing them any more, I'll make you a copy of mine, for old times sake-- reply to: [email] and we can work something out.
Oooo, baby! Careful, though--some of my special dreams get pretty wild.
CB
In article [email] (CyberButt) writes:
Whoa! that wood rule! mehehemeheheh Seriously, I'll email ya if I can't find Burt (btw, where the hell did _he_ go?) and then we can start working things out... mehehemeheheh
Uh... uh... mheh heh heheheheh...
Cat
Renstazt wrote:
Until then, take a look at the transcript for Frog Baseball (in the attachment below). BTW, I'll try to get in touch with 'Smaz' to see about obtaining the truly unedited version of Peace, Love, & Understanding.
In article Butt Dude writes: Like, I forgot to use "manners" mehemeheheheheheh
Thanks Butt Dude!!! :D
Cat
I need more intelligent comment on this newsgroup.
Michael
Member,CSULB College Republicans
For Truth,Justice,Freedom,and the American Way
Oh fuck... As Orson Welles said in an outtake, "This is a lot of SHIT, you know that!?" Asking a Republican -- esp. one from "Lungren Long Beach" which also gave us Steve Horn and Deukmejian -- for "truth" is like asking Beavis about fire prevention. Just ask Henry Hyde -- who said about Ollie North that in the murky gray areas of real life, lying to Congress is sometimes justified. Oh, but it was Ollie North, so that makes it OK; he was fighting the Sandinistas, so it's OK. It isn't what's said, it's who says it, and who's side you're on. Fuck truth, we have to do what God wants, blah blah blah. There. You want some intelligent conversation, I're ready to kick yer GOP ass! And fuck L. David Mendoza of CSU Fullerton too.
In article , "D.G. Porter" wrote:
Steve Horn is a good representative,and George Deukmejian was a good governor. What would you be complaining about?
Michael
Member,CSULB College Republicans
For Truth,Justice,Freedom,and the American Way
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heheheh horny
Steve Horn is a fuckwit Republican was of spoo.
Deukmejian was an asshole from the word "go." He threw the press out of public governmental meetings when he was in the Legislature, he was an an asshole of Attorney General, and as governor he was only surpassed by Pete Wilson in how he would wake up every day and think to himself, "Let's see, who can I piss on today...?"
That there are asswipes like you out there, young and sucking on the GOP wiener while you use Beavis's mom's potholders for kneepads, who love that GOP spoo as it slithers down your throat.
GOP = Lies, injustice and intolerance, plu no sense of humor!
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'-:: ': ': ':'In article , "D.G. Porter" wrote:
Proof?
Like what,for example?
Michael
Member,CSULB Colege Republicans
For Truth,Justice,Freedom,and the American Way
huh huh ... D.G. wants L. David Mendoza ;)
Uhhhh....what the hell are these dorks talking about anyway? It's like, I go online to hear people talk about some boobs or some butts or some explosions (or some *poop*) & all I get are a bunch of dillholes talking about, like, civics class crap or something......
Aren't Republicans those dudes that can, like, kill stuff with a bow & arrow, but, like, they're not allowed to score?
I guess I'll just keep bein Mexican then. Heh-heh-mmm-heh-heh
Republicans are like, these dudes that no chick wants to do it with, unless they get paid for dong it. Hookers prefe5rs Republicans to democrats because their business does real well, since Dems sleep with easch other and not the working girls. Have you ever seen a Republican chick? Would YOU want to do it with someone like Linda Tripp or Lucianne Goldberg, or Phyllis Schlafly?? NO WAY, DUDE! And look at that fat dude Henry Hyde! Can you believe that chick slept with him when he broke up her marriage??
Hey, that's what Cheech said to Chong in "Corsican Brothers"!
"Ever notice that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to f*** in the first place?!" --George Carlin
I ripped it off from that one B&B ep where they're watchin a Ted Nugent video. Beavis wants to be a Republican, cause then he'd get to shoot stuff with a bow, but then he finds out he can't score if he becomes a Republican, so he says "guess I'll just keep bein Mexican, then..."
Jon S. wrote:
No, thats like Ted Nugent. Repubicans like to use assault rifles when hunting unarmed wood land creatures. And sadly, hamsters too. So watch out, he might be packing heat. Heh m heh!
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(((__) (__)))uh-huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh so, is he, like, a "meat packer"? huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh etc..
Jon S. wrote:
Ummm? He's like a pocket fisherman. Heh m heh!
Democrats are jealous of rePUBICans because they like have lots of money and they score all the time, and they support a strong military who are a bunch of cool guys that know how to kick ass and stuff!
Those are ppl who live in Hamsterdamn and wear wooden shoes.
Gary M.
Uhhhh, you can defend your 2-party-system paradigm if you want to....
Me, I'd rather talk Beavis & Butt-Head.
Move this discussion to alt.republicans or whatever if you really give a sh*t, 'cause I sure don't.........sorry dude.........
Uhhhh, my butt itches.
Gary M.
Gary M. wrote in :
uhuh then sratch it, dude! uhuh (_|_)
On Sun, 11 Apr 1999 10:26:53 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:
Well then, you'll want to buy my new invention. Say hello to the Buttscratcher 2000.
CB
Yeah...emeheheheh that's what I need! <Anderson> "You boys get the hell outta here!" </Anderson>
Gary M.
On Sat, 17 Apr 1999 11:30:51 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:
Well, let me ask you this, sir... Is your butt important to you?
Someone scratch my nuts
In article , Scot J. Trudeau writes
Hello mr Trudeau! It's been a looonggg time.
Yeah but they itch!
Grrr...
Uh... settle down Beavis! mehmeheheheheh Like, miaows haven't been posted here for awhile. :D
Catster (how about woeM instead?)
In article , Cat writes
[nut scratcher 2000]
Ummm.... OK.
Whoa! LSD website!
Cool... I wood not wanna like, ear it ate you or something... mehehehmheheheh
PMSS... Scot Trudeau, Postmaster General of Buttland� also rules!!!
Wel-COME back sir! eheheheh
Gary M.
Whoa! This absolutely KICKED ASS! mhehmehehemeheh
"FIGHT FIGHT!!! YEAH!!! mhehe mehehemehehehmeheh" - Beavis
Cat "Intelligent Conversationalist's League" MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ;-)
Path: [address] From: [email] (Michael Ejercito) Newsgroups: alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead Subject: Re: Ya know... I need something I've never even seen before. Date: Fri, 09 Apr 1999 13:41:35 -0700 Organization: CSULB College Republicans Lines: 10 Message-ID: References: NNTP-Posting-Host: 134.139.69.84 Xref: newsfeed.atl alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:1438109
I need more intelligent comment on this newsgroup.
Michael
Member,CSULB College Republicans
For Truth,Justice,Freedom,and the American Way
In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
That would be pretty cool.
Michael
Member,CSULB Colege Republicans
For Truth,Justice,Freedom,and the American Way
In article [email] (Michael Ejercito) writes:
Uh... ok.
An orbiting spacecraft has an argon gas manipulator for deployment of a solar panel. The arm of the manipulator is connected to a 3"-diameter piston with a stroke of 8" requiring a 36-pound thrust in one direction only. The argon gas is compressed to 1500 psig in a 0.1-ft. bottle. The bottle temperature is maintained at 380-degrees R. There is a pressure regulator in the gas line.
How many cycles will the bottle of gas provide? What will be the pressure in the gas bottle at the time of launch if the ambient conditions are 14.7 psia and 540-degrees R?
mehemehemehemeheh I said thrust, pissed on, gas, mehemehemehemehemeh
Cat
Cat wrote:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. I learned that from beavis's mom. Heh m heh!
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whoa! mehemeheheheheh... mehehemeheheh...
*tinkle-tinkle*
stroke thrust gas... Pfffffffftttt... mehehehemeheheheh
Uh... nope. Butt it's close enough. ;-)
Cat wrote in :
Okay then, the answer is "Piggly Wiggly" :-)
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In article "Gary M." writes:
Uhhhh, scratch it dumbass! mehemeheh hehehemeheheheh :D
Cat
Stu, this is a mechanical engineering qweshun... "Piggly Wiggly" is like... mehehehmehheheheheh bzzzzzzzt! Sorry, wrong answer.... mehehehehehehe
Dammit, I get kidded about Piggly Wiggly stores here in da south.... mehemeheheheh
Cat
Mhehe heheheheheheheh... has it been used before? Cuz like if it has, I think I'll pass on it. mehemeheheheheh... I said, "pass", and then I said "on it" meheehemeheheheh
Cat
Yeah, I know what you mean. mehehemeheheh They be's diss'n pole-it-itchins meheheh mehehehehehehehe Butt, some of the comments RULE! Mhehemeheheheh
mehehemeheheh Republican'ts mehemehehehe they can't do any of that! mehehemeheheh I choose to be a Democrap instead...mehemehemehemeheheh
Yeah, if you're gonna be something... might as well be Hispandex... mehemehemehehe
Cat
pole-it-itchins ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Uhhhh, no, ma'am, I'm, like, a U.S.-American huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh Beavis is, like, Pole-ish, though huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh
"Mr. Dole, do you wear boxers or briefs?" "Depends...."
Yeah, and look at that Nancy Raygun chyk.. mehehemeheh she's got a huge-assed head compared to her little body. Mhehe ehemeh The fugliest Democrap woman I can think of is that Reno transformer... mehemehehh
Whoa!!!! It's the d00d I bestowed the "Sacred Master Of All That Is Cool" waaaaaay back in da daze!!! (hey Scot!!!)
mhehemehehehehehehmeheheheheh
Darn right!!! ;-)
I'm votin' for R. Xemblinoski in 2000 cuz he's like the only cool person I wood want in that White House place!
Meow!
Cat (aka sekhmet)
Gee, it's great to see (read) you on the nudesgrope again!
PMSSS...Scot Trudeau, Postmaster General of Buttland� RULEZ Special Forces too!
Oops, I didAnt say "Sir" to Scot... eh-oh! ;-)
Cat
In article "Jon S." writes:
mheh heh heheheh .... that wuz cool ! mheheheh
Oh yeah... he's like, not from around here or something... mehemehehehmeheheh
Mheheh hehehehmeheheheheh "old people" mehemeheheheheheh *tinkle-tinkle* meh ehemeheh ehemeheheheh
I think hispandex are those kind of support hose or something that old ladies wear when they get those uh... very-close veins... mehemeheh hemeheheh
Cat
Uhhhh, thank you very much huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh would you like a side of Butt-Head to go with that uhhhuhhhuh-huh-huh huh-huh
huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh yeah huh-huh huh-huh he's a stupid forriner huh-huh huh-huh and his mom's a slut huhhuhuhuh she, like, did it with some mexican dude or something huhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh-huh-huh huh-huh
You're disgusting Beavis huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh
WHOA!!! That's pretty cool!! Old people, like, still suck though huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh
CyberButt wrote in message ...
do,
Ohhhh, cool email address, hahahaha. Or something.
On Mon, 5 Apr 1999 09:56:13 +1000, "Antonia the NachoQueen" wrote:
Uh, yeah, I tried it once and couldn't get the web page to work right, butt then I tried again and I hit the monitor and got it to work.
CB