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Apr 2, 199815 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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EEK!↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

And be sure to check out the official web page of Buttland

> http://buttland.home.ml.org Um I was just wondering like what it takes to be a citizen of Buttland.............
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

yeh, and check out the special colour section regarding gay ants.

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Gay Cartoons 'R' Us↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

And for the official Buttland naked chick picture: http://www.clic.net/~birdy/jc/films/HotSpot/hsnude.jpg

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Jose "elephanto" Pendejo↩ Gay Cartoons 'R' Usalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

GCRU.... I enjoyed very much your gay elephants cartoon on your web site. do you have any more of those? non-gay elephants are fine, too.

Jose "elephanto" Pendejo Jose's Casa De Los Elephantos

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Gary M.↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Lumpy Camshaft↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Sun, 19 Apr 1998 14:47:41 -0700, "Gary M." annoyed all decent people by typing:

     WHO DIED AND MADE YOU KING??? THIS CHAT ROOM IS
     OWNED BY WEBTV, FOOL!!! THEY MAKE ALL THE RULES
     AROUND HERE, IDIOT!!! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S
     OWNED BY WILLIAM GATES III, THE INVENTOR AND
     OWNER OF INTERNET (AND COMPUTERS), NOT YOU!!!
     SO DON'T THINK YOU CAN MAKE UP RULES, PUNK,
     BECAUSE YOU CAN'T!!! YOUR HEINOUS CRIMES HAVE
     BEEN REPORTED TO ALL THE AUTHORITIES!!!

DISGUSTEDLY YOURS,

         MICHEALA FRENCO ARMENIEN SPAGHETTIOS
         JOHN-BOY ONTOPOF SPISCETTIS

(FOUNDERS, AMERICAN GAY ANT SOCIETY)

  this messidge bote two yew bie:
          Camshaft ngefca Lumpy
   who apolagizes profuselie to the widows
  of ennie butt-monkies whose hedds explodid
      couse thay didant no i wuz kiddink!!!
              ;-)
              :-O
              :-)
Gary M.↩ Lumpy Camshaftalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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pOOp

                   pOOp
                        pOOp

pOOp

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

ROTFLMFAO ehehehee

<Mr. Blackwell> I just *LOVE* what you've done with the old URL, Gary!" </Mr. Blackwell>

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Yeh.. notice the extra-wide sphincter, caused by years of gay ant-ics uh uh gay ant-ics uh uh geddit? uh uh uh

"Catch a falling *poop* and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day"

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Lumpy Camshaft↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Tue, 21 Apr 1998 11:39:00 -0700, "Gary M." wrote:

                        ^^^^^^^

uh, yuo misspelled "my best friend"

     huh uh huh huh huhuhuhuhu mheh mheh huhuhuhhhuhuhu
      yeh mheh heheheyeh huhhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh yeh
   huhhhuuhuhuuhuhuuhuuhuhuhuhu yeh yeh mheh heh heh!!!

Lumpy's Crystal Balls Predictions:

  • For this offense, Gary will kick my butt!
  • GCRU will put the letters "ss" into the previous sentence!
  • Lumpy will kick GCRU's butt!
  • GCRU will put the letters "ss" into the previous sentence!
  • Kyler will tattoo "kiCK" on GCRU's forehead!
  • GCRU will put the letters "skin" into the previous sentence!
  • Ouch!

Lumpy ngefca Camshaft Look fellas (and EEK!(tm)), I learned to spell!

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us↩ Lumpy Camshaftalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

uh uh yeh that's right!! he *did*!!! ;)

ARRGH !! NOOOO!!!

uh uh fellas ehehe that ryhymes with err.. err.. umbrellas? uh ;) and umbrellas are shapped like thingies when open

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Gay Cartoons 'R' Us↩ Lumpy Camshaftalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

USER-007 wrote:

uh uh "shaken, not s-turd" uh uh ;)

yeh..dammit I'm gonna wite to my congwessman <Bawbawa Walters, 1998)

uh uh you said *anus crimes* uh uh ;)

uh uh you said *John-boy on top of* uh uh "John-Boy on top of _______________ (name *THAT* Walton sister)

                           ^^^

eheh *can* eheh *poop* ehehe

yeh collect al thsoe skull-bits in a jar, and mail them to:

Lumpy Cumshaft 69 CoolasHell Blvd #69 Intercourse, PA 69690

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                  Welcome.....or something!
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Gay Cartoons 'R' Us↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

And if you can't get a date, try this: http://www.realdoll.com/

And if you need some poop, try this: http://monkey.hooked.net/monkey/m/chuck/stool/toilet.jpg

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us Visit the Gay Cartoon Character Research Centre http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/2891/ See Freddy Mercury's Bungee-Jumping Mustache, live on the Net.