Monkey Picked Tea

I was lookng in the paper at some stupid gifts you can buy people for christmas and I saw 'Monkey Picked Tea'. It was tea leaves picked by specially trained monkeys who climb on the cliffs to get wild tea. They think tea tastes better when it is out of the reach of chinese people but accessable to specially trained monkeys.Monkey picked tea was about �20 a bag, it would probably be cheaper to get stoned.

You and I would wonder: If they sent out the monkeys to get tea and all they came back with was a four pack of bud and a copy of people magazine - would they spank them?

TYDT

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...

Hey, who wouldn't? Although I'm not sure I'd want to eat or drink anything that a monkey "picked."

If a monkey picked me a bag of nachos and a crate of the edge I'd say 'well I'll be damned, thankyou very much'. Most of the people who serve me at the local Burger King don't look as clean as a monkey, so what difference can it make? And they've got cures for most things these days like toxic butt syndrome and stuff.

It can't make any difference to tea which is a disgusting drink anyway...You didn't think you'd hear an Englishman say that did you?

Whoa....you've got Burger Kings in the UK? :-O

people

I think it is a British Company, owned by 'Diageo' which sounds like it's based in Bogata and run by a man called Fernando, but really used to be called 'Grand Metropolitan'. They just pretend to be American, like Robbie Williams.

In comparison to McDonalds the burgers are expensive, the chips are disgusting, the restaurants are dirty and the staff ugly. They might as well call it BurgerWorld. That is one business that would be better off with trained Monkeys...

'ahahahoooh oooh oooh' 'I'd like a bacon double with fries and vanilla shake...' 'ahahahaha oooh oooh acch' 'No just a regular, with ketchup thankyou' 'ahhhhhhhhhaahaha oooh ooh' 'How much?'

TYDT

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...

This is true. Looks like monkeys are the new robots. Uh, does this mean they're gonna replace vibrators?

I didn't understand a word of that.

Would monkeys fight with the kittens? And Monkeys poop from time to time, not a quality you'd want in a vibrator...

a) Argy asked if we have Burger Kings in the UK b) I said yes c) They're owned by a company called 'Diageo' d) Which is a silly meaningless name in the UK e) But perfectly good for a psychopathic Columbian drug baron f) They used to be called 'Grand Metropolitan' g) That's Burger King's owners, not the Columbians h) Argy was probably surprised because Burger King has American style adverts and promotions i) Which would make you think it's an American company j) Likewise Robbie Williams is an English singer who tries to sound American k) If you're lucky you won't have heard any of his pitiful excuses for music j) He's like Enrique Iglesias with cheaper videos k) He come's from Stoke which is famous for fine pottery l) That's Robbie Williams, not Enrique...

These emails are going to be hard work if I have to spell it out for you acid dropping, kaftan wearing californian hippies. By the way, I heard you had a couple of earthquakes recently. Maybe your thingies need more support.

TYDT

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...

I don't think so, the way I hear it the entire human race depends on monkeys and kitties getting along.

Huh huh, you explained it.

That went out with the 70s. All we wear now are bikinis and short shorts. And our uh...huh huh, "birthday suits."

The acid's still good though. You have to keep a few traditions.

On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 23:59:22 -0000, "Roy Batty" wrote:

Speaking of Burger King, check this out:

http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

CB

The photographer credit was to a guy called 'S.Woodman'. Woodman huhhuhhhuhhuh...

Hehe, me and one of the dudes I work with played that song into the phone and forwarded it to every eleventeen hundred employee voice mail boxes, from an ex-employees box, so we couldn't get blamed. My job doesn't suck all the time.