Large breasted Amish chicks beg out for English sausage.

Huh huh huh that would be cool.

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Do Amish chicks have boobs? Its like, hard to tell in those baggy clothes. I'd settle for pretty much any large breasted chick though.

Yeh, I keep trying to talk to them, find one with a loose bonnet or something, mebbe I'd get to Gap, Paradise, or Intercourse. But I always end up in Blue Ball.

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Or Longwood...or Taintsville...two cool towns I drive through all the time...despite the cool names, there seems to be a shortage of hot Amish sluts there.

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:31:46 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

Well, up here we have Gay City.

http://www.ct.gov/dEP/cwp/view.asp?A=2716&Q=325202

And NO, I've never gone there dammit! >:o\

But, I did go to the town of Twatt once:

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Last Apr, among other places, I went to back some places in the same state as Gay City, (but nowhere near it...) that I grew up as a Turdlett...didn't make it to Gay City, but did find what could have been the coolest museum ever, if I could have convinced Qween Turd of its coolness...I got *that look* when I had to make a U-turn to take this photo of what would have been a museum cooler than anything the Smith-stone-ean has to offer.... http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo311/mynadsitch/color164.jpg

Huh huh, garbage rules. I want a pet squirrel. I'll pay you five dollars for it.

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No way! Its gotta be worth at least half that!!!

[email] wrote:

Forget a squirrel. You need ferrets. They are very friendly ant playful. I can email you some. Every night while reading, two of them run around on my bed and burrow in the covers. I would have called an exterminator but they seem pretty cool and are friendly.

Your ferrets can read?

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YES! Like I said they can do that while running around on my bed. They are smart creatures. Very friendly too. :-D

On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:24:14 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

WHOA! A garbage museum, I'm there!

Dammit, we don't sell real fur here... get that smelly thing out of my store!

Hey KT, looks like you're getting a little rain today?

CB

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I wish the Queen would have thought so, the garbage museum would have been cool! I bet they had all kinds of cool garbage finds....actually, I do wonder what they had there...historic garbage trucks or something??

Thank <insert religious figure here... Allah, God, Satan, Buddah, Tequila...> this storm is a wuss, at least here inland. I saw a few leaves blowing around, and my front yard has a small pond now...thats about it here fortunately. I'm ready to move out of the schlong of the US. Between annual hurricanes, my house now being worth less than a plate of day old nachos, and stuff like our schools having to pawn pencils to keep running, this place is really starting to suck. I want to move someplace cool, like California, where every chick is hot. Or maybe up there with you and FB, where the chicks walk around with erasers in their shirts all winter.

Uh, huh huh I looked it up on Stewart's computer or something:

http://www.crra.org/pages/edu_museums.htm

"Trash-o-saurus is made from one ton of trash."

*cough* Tequila *cough*

No, no! Don't go live up north! Cum to California instead! I need to even out the playing field a little! We've got all sorts of museums out here to gawk at and we could go to the mooning of Amtrak together. Plus, chicks out here aren't used to cold weather so whenever there's even a slight breeze we're all caught off guard in our bikinis made out of colorful garbage bags and then there's all sorts of pencil erasers to stare at. True story! They don't call it Californication for nuthin!

Hey, back off FB, if anyone gets CB it's me! Me!!! MEEEEEE!!! I'll roshambo you for him. Or maybe we could just have a CyberButt lottery? Chances are I'd be willing to spend a buck on that.

He's not some chattel.

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 05:36:53 -0700 (PDT), [email] wrote:

Um, now there's no need to come to blows over this, I'm sure there's a way to settle this without violence. I propose an arrangement where Whamee can have me Mondays, WeNADSdays, and Thursdays, and FB can have me February 30. There now see, that's totally fair.

Mehehe, I said "blows"

CB

Um...huh huh...okay.

No way, violence rules!

Who gets to blow you Tuesdays, Fridays and weekends? KT? And what about Hump day? There's, like, too many loop holes with this plan...I dunno, I still like the roshambo idea. I'm pretty sure I could win that.

I will, however, conceed February 30. He's all yours, FB. I'm like, uh, full of generosity, or something.

Hey, Froggie, maybe we could get our hands on a couple of tanks and duke it out the old fashioned way with a demolition derby. That'd be cool.

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Dammit, whamee, all this time I've been trying to score with you, and you try to pass me off to some dude, instead of at least one of your hot chick friends?? WTF? I mean, Cyberbutt is cool and all, but I like chicks and stuff. Besides, even if I was into dudes, his weiner is probably frozen off from all those eskimo chicks hes been doing.

On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:15:19 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

Ah, no problem there... I just rub Icy Hot on my wiener, it works great!

Here's information about it in case you want to give it a try:

Meheheheheheh...uh, oh yeah. Sorry about that. I don't have any hot chick friends, butt I could pass you off to one of my sisters. They're pretty cool.

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

I think my favorite part was when it said: "For the rest of the day you are condemned to walk around with a bright, glowing red, and semi- erect penis."

Taken out of context that doesn't sound like a bad thing.

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Meheheheheheh...uh, oh yeah. Sorry about that. I don't have any hot chick friends, butt I could pass you off to one of my sisters. They're pretty cool.

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

I think my favorite part was when it said: "For the rest of the day you are condemned to walk around with a bright, glowing red, and semi- erect penis."

Taken out of context that doesn't sound like a bad thing.

I dunno, I mean, if you were with some dude you were gonna do, and he whipped out a neon glowing red, and worse, only semi-chub shlong, wouldn't you be a little freaked out, and/or disappointed?

Rudolph with your wang so bright, won't you freak me out tonight?

You also said "FB can have me February 30." Disturbing.

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:55:49 GMT, Argy wrote:

Ok... Argy can have me February 31.

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Homeowners.