Beavis Withdrawl

Hello All,

Is it just me, or is this happening to you also:

• Shaking and Rocking back and forth at 11:30PM Eastern time.

2) Eating dinner, and suddenly looking up and saying, "Gee, I miss Beavis and Butthead".

3) Quoting the show more than ever. (IE> I had a meeting with another manager today to design a system, and I looked at him and said, "Uh, like this is complicated and stuff".

4)Marking off days on the calendar until they come back on the air (ie till December)

5)Screaming "Whooooah!" in your sleep, sort of like Beavis did in the hospital after being hit by lightening.

I can't live with these symptons anymore. MTV has ruined my life. I am now unable to function in society anymore and am now desperately clinging to the last threads of my sanity. My woman left me, my boss steers clear of me (a good thing, actually) and I can't even think about anything else but whether or not those two boys are ok or not.

I know a Moronathon is coming on this Friday, but, I'm afraid that single large dose of Beavis and Butthead won't do the trick.I need steady, controlled doses.

Yeah, even more than usual...!

I stood up in the middle of a law lecture today and did that!!!!

dillholes and buttmunches and stuff more than usual too...!!

YEAH!!!!!

I keep having reoccuring nightmares that they never come back and they replace the timeslot with singled out over and over and I wake up screaming *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!* My girlfriend left me and I was evicted from my apartment, and arrested for disturbing the peace 3 times this week...

We must unite! I seem to be developing a tolerance to the episodes I have on tape and they just dont give me the fix I need anymore. Maybe we should start another newsgroup like alt.recovery.bnb.addicts and we could start a 12 step program...first we have to admit that we are powerless over the dillholes at MTV and we have to accept the thingies that we cannot change and get some wisdom and..umm.. change the channel...or something..and ummmm...NOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! I WONT ACCEPT THIS CRAP...I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM...DAMMIT, IM NOT IN DENIAL!! I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT *shakes uncontrollably* AIAIAIAIAIAIAI!!!

*Beavis Withdrawl* hehehe...*Hey Beavis, let go of it before you..mhehehe..hehe....*

KT

[email] (John Strong) wrote:

->Robert Dillmeier ([email]) wrote:
->
->: I know a Moronathon is coming on this Friday, but, I'm afraid that
->: single large dose of Beavis and Butthead won't do the trick.I need
->: steady, controlled doses.
->
->Dude, it's like when I go home at night, I put in a tape of a
moronathon,
->so I never go through withdrawals.  Emmmheheheh...substantial
penalty
->for early withdrawal!  And then I spank my monkey.
->
->--
->John or something        | http://umbc.edu/~jstron1/bnb.html
->IconMaster of Buttland   | Winner of Croix de Merde with 7 TP
clusters

Yeah, but I've seen those episodes MILLIONS of times. It's like the tape is wearing down from it being played so many times. Last night, I downloaded the Hock a Loogie demo off the net, so I played it for a few hours. It at least held me over till today.

But what happens after today? What happens after the moronathon today? Oh no! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I can't take it!

-BD

Dude, I saw it at 7pm tonight. I flipped past MTV at 7:15 and saw the "Blackout" episode. I'm posting another message here to see if B&B are back on MTV at 7.

[email] (Robert Dillmeier) wrote:

Yeah really! I think I am going to take my high powered constitutionally-legal assault rifle and take out as many people as I can on the 16th street mall with one clip, and then sue MTV for causing me "emotional distress and severe mental anguish". Think I could win?

In article , [email] (Chris Wallner) wrote:

Yes,you can win an execution.

Michael

[email] (Chris Wallner) wrote:

->[email] (Robert Dillmeier) wrote: -> ->>Hello All, -> ->>Is it just me, or is this happening to you also: -> ->>I can't live with these symptons anymore. MTV has ruined my life. I am ->>now unable to function in society anymore and am now desperately ->>clinging to the last threads of my sanity. My woman left me, my boss ->>steers clear of me (a good thing, actually) and I can't even think ->>about anything else but whether or not those two boys are ok or not. -> ->Yeah really! I think I am going to take my high powered ->constitutionally-legal assault rifle and take out as many people as I ->can on the 16th street mall with one clip, and then sue MTV for ->causing me "emotional distress and severe mental anguish". Think I ->could win? ->

Sure, as long as you don't have cable......

(For those who don't remember, this is in reference to the woman who sued MTV over her kid playing with matches or a lighter and blamed it on B-n-B. Of course, she didn't have cable.....)

-BD

[email] (Chris Wallner) wrote:

Huh, huh. DILLmeier.

The TV is fine. The remote just needed some new batteries.

That would, like, be cool and stuff. There would be blood and guts everywhere. Maybe we could sell tickets and stuff and, like, get money and chicks.

With Joe Adler representing you, anything is possible.

[email] (Bob Faulkner) wrote:

Didn't he like, get ar-estt-eed or something? Did you ever see Bob and Doug Mackenzie in "Strange Brew"? They had a lawyer who messed some reporters up with some wicked Kung-Fu! As Bob said "remind me to pay this guy on time." I want that guy!