favorite pick-up lines

Jul 5, 2002, 11:46 PM ET5 posts by 5 posters

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Mitsy6666Jul 5, 2002, 11:46 PM ET

Uuuhhh...I forget this one. (Doing this is hard!)
Going to the bathroom, huh?
Going to Vegas?
Hey baby, I like you're butt. Do you wanna do it?
(Beavis puts a xerox of a nickel in a charity jar) I like to help the kids.

King TurdJul 6, 2002, 7:21 AM ET↩ Mitsy6666

"Mitsy6666" wrote in message news:[email]...

kids.

I see you wear underwear. I wear underwear too. Wanna do it?

King Turd

Johnny ProfaciJul 6, 2002, 10:34 AM ET↩ King Turd

"King Turd" wrote in news:LlAV8.47890$wj4.3828058 @e3500-atl2.usenetserver.com:

7. I was born without any nads. Now my children won't have any nads either.

8. (Beavis and Butt-Head in doctor's office with nurse) Come to Butt- Head. Come to Beavis, too. Booiiinnngggg! heh heh heh

9. (Demi Moore in "Do America") You have just five seconds (Butt-Head) Is that gonna be enough time?

Joe DeAngeloJul 6, 2002, 1:55 PM ET↩ Johnny Profaci

(butthead to chelsea clinton in the movie) "I see that you have braces. I have braces too!"

"Johnny Profaci" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Pros MortierJul 6, 2002, 8:58 PM ET↩ Joe DeAngelo

Butthead trough the white house intercom: "Attention! Attention! We are looking for the chick with big bOObs!" and then Beavis: "Ye yeah! ...we are ready to do you NOW!"