BEEP BEEP BEEP This is a tainted meat news flash.
We have panic in the city!!!
390 tons of ground beef (made of gristley old dead cows) has butt cooties in it.
http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2010-01-18-california-company-ion-beef-recall_N.htm
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