I have always wondered, ever since I first saw the classic episode of The Great Cornholio, what exactly does the word Cornholio mean? And what did he mean when he asked the Spanish teacher "Do you have any Holio?" What is Holio? And does anyone know if The Great Cornholio will make yet another apperence in the upcoming movie? That would be cool. Huh huh huh.
It's pretty obvious you're an AOL-er, since if you knew anything about ng browsing, you would have looked at the previous articles and seen that we covered this about a week ago. Also, you should read the FAQ, but since you're probably new at this, I'll make an exception.
There's a debate on what "Cornholio" means. Most think that it's a reference to anal sex (to "cornhole" someone), while others think that it's an allusion to the days when they used old cobs of corn to clean yourself up after you *poop* (hence, why he's always asking for TP for his bunghole).
As far as the "holio" quesion goes, I think he was really asking if he had any "polio", since he worries about his bungholio getting polio.
Rest assured, Beavis will probably eat too much sugar, caffine, sweetner, what have you, and turn into Cornholio in the movie. "The Great Cornholio" is near-everyone's favorite epichoad, and MTV's not that stupid to not have Cornholio make an appearance. But then again, they did replace them with "Ren and Stimpy" for a time there, and got a great-big-huge nasty outcry from B&B fans, so who knows since the show's owned by a bunch of suits.
I believe he mentions that he wants some "oleo" for his "bungholio." Oleo, of course, is short for what used to be called Oleomargarine in the 1950s and 1960s. Now it is known simply as margarine, though in some backwater woodsy places it still is called Oleo.
I believe he mentions that he wants some "oleo" for his "bungholio." Oleo, of course, is short for what used to be called Oleomargarine in the 1950s and 1960s. Now it is known simply as margarine, though in some backwater woodsy places it still is called Oleo.
Subject: Re: The Great Cornholio From: Brent Date: Fri, 22 Nov 1996 10:32:07 -0800 Message-ID:
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It's pretty obvious you're an AOL-er, since if you knew anything about ng browsing, you would have looked at the previous articles and seen that we covered this about a week ago. Also, you should read the FAQ, but since you're probably new at this, I'll make an exception.
There's a debate on what "Cornholio" means. Most think that it's a reference to anal sex (to "cornhole" someone), while others think that it's an allusion to the days when they used old cobs of corn to clean yourself up after you *poop* (hence, why he's always asking for TP for his bunghole).
As far as the "holio" quesion goes, I think he was really asking if he had any "polio", since he worries about his bungholio getting polio.
Rest assured, Beavis will probably eat too much sugar, caffine, sweetner, what have you, and turn into Cornholio in the movie. "The Great Cornholio" is near-everyone's favorite epichoad, and MTV's not that stupid to not have Cornholio make an appearance. But then again, they did replace them with "Ren and Stimpy" for a time there, and got a great-big-huge nasty outcry from B&B fans, so who knows since the show's owned by a bunch of suits.
Uh, huh huh huh, um, yeah... huh huh huh. You said "AOLer" huh huh huh. Actually, I'm not. I'm using a friend's account. My modem got fried, and so I am waiting to get another one. Huh huh huh. Oh, and about not knowing anything about the net? I've been a hacker since you were probably in diapers... I'm in a local group called the Guardians. (Cheesey name, I know, but I'm not the one who chose it) heh heh heh.... "Diapers" I wonder if they have like crap and stuff in them. heh heh heh. The reason I can't look at previous articles is because their friggin' software is so limited. Sorry.... I will be getting REAL acsess soon, tho. AND a real browser. heh heh heh... "Browsing" heh heh heh Is that anything like "Brownnosing?"
In case you might be wondering about the boy who is intitling himself as "The great Cornholio" you might as well know that he is the mind I occupie during Beavis� breaks. That is all I have to say to you Buttmunchs. Now go back to your wacking before you get my Bungholio angry.