Michel, Email Me Or Something... hemeheheh!

Uh.. sorry to interrrrrrrupppt hehemehehe *poop* the newsgroup BUTT,

my friend Michel from the Netherlands emailed me recently butt, I can't like email him since he's on a flight to the states as I type this and uh...he's gonna live here for like forever and cool stuff like be with the chyk he's been in love with over for the past (almost) 4 years I've known him and we send snailmail and stuff... and man, like, I uh.. ... want him to read this and know that I will wait to hear from he and Brianna! This is gonna be cool!

Thanks. and like, back to the regular programming. *smile* CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�

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nether lands... geddit?

Hamster

On Wed, 10 Jun 1998 17:25:21 +0100, Tom Bird says:

Uh...yeah I geddit.   hehemeheheh heheheheheh... you be's a funny
Hamster, Tom!   :^)

CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�

Yes, this is Michel... I'll be at the Trenton, NJ, Motel 6 tomorrow night as agreed upon Cheryl. You'll be wearing a g-string, pigtails and tall leather boots or you'll have to face the Master. Do not play games with me girl, or Mr Spank will reintroduce himself. Bring the whipped cream and cough syrup and $300 and Michel will love you in his special way.

Obedience is the First Lesson

Love, Michel

On Mon, 15 Jun 1998 13:59:47 +0200, Michel says:

Whoa whoa whoa!!! Wait just a minute! hemeheheh... Like -- how do I *know* you are really Michel v. Grui? You spell it dude.. heemeheheh... then like what is the "password" to like convince me it is indeed you? Cuz like, I do NOT do the pigtail thingy for anybody!

Do not play games

Uh...maybe it _is_ you.  Hemeheheh..........

Trenton? sheesh......

CherylAnn ILoveEverybody� (IDoNotDoPigtails.Period.)

See ya there, babe... boi-oi-oi-ng-ng-ng... the "password" is "obedience"... mm-heh-heh-hmm. I'm sure that Dutch guy is generous enough to not mind me borrowing his identity... forging Usenet posts is a way of life.

Anyway, see you in the parking lot, I'm driving a '69 (huh-huh-huh) Camaro and may on first glance look like a fat little guy wearing a salsa-stained apron & with a cigar in his mouth, though a lot of people (like my mom) says I actually resemble James Caan.

Don't forget the cough syrup. Love you too. / The Lama Dude

On Fri, 26 Jun 1998 10:33:12 +0200, LamaSivartDoz wrote:

huhu hhuuhhu huhuh uhhuuhuh huh huh '69 rules!!!!!!

    oncet i had a '69 mallie-boo, anad their were THREE CHICKS
     in the back seet, all at once, all cuddled up with
   pillows anad blankets, anad giggling, which was very cool.

unfurtuneateliey, i was in teh front seet at the time :-(

i still have the pitchers, though!!! ooooh, babie(s)!!!

Lumpy ohandihadacamarotoobutnota69one Camshaft

On Thu, 25 Jun 1998 19:46:13 GMT, [email] (CherylAnn) wrote:

     uuuuuuhhhhhh, remember me? :-) liek i was RELLIE in
       byootiful downtown trenton, nj, justa couppel weaks ago.
    some dood said "hey, you wanna buy some crack?", so i sed
    "no thanks i alreddie got one", anad then i mOOned him,
     so he whipped ote a submarine gun anad pointerd it at mee,
    so liek i leeped up anad kung-foo'd it ote of his hand,
      anad spun aronde in mid are, anad plantered mie other
  foote ona his face, andad he ran awhey cryieng, then i
       kicked his isuzi downa manhole (huhu uhuu huhhu huh huh
    man hole), anad then uh, uuuuhhh, what? oh, yeh, lying rules!

        butt i rellie WAS in trenton, anad Lemmie(tm) say
     ona thinga two you, Ms. CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�, i wood
    never take yuo to such a place!!! how abote Montreal,
      thats' c00l, id take you their!!! :-)

  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   that rules!!!!!!!

:-) LUMP BOY

Tough break daddy-o, but runners-up get Nothing...

My sig explains it in detail.

ROTFLMAO!!!! :D That story kicks ass......

Gary M.

uhuh *on*

uhuh the French uhuh CaNADa rules ;)

ehehe she said *period* ehehe

today's secret word is *blubbur* ;)

ehe WHAT??? eheh The PIGGLY-WIGGLY thing? eheheheh :)

uhuh *pocket pool* ehehe

yes he did that with me...err... sorry did I write that out loud? ehehehe

pooping uncontrollably is the Second Lesson