http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4
News footage of a 1970 incident in Oregon, when the local authorities needed to dispose of a dead SPERM whale that had washed up on the beach..
They decided that using dynamite to blow the thing up would reduce it to tiny pieces...
Butt... uhuh it blew up and propelled HUGE coffee-table size pieces of blubber through the air and people had to run for their lives... several cars were flattened by the huge blubber pieces ;)
Just goes to show, never underestimate the power of sperm at high velocity.
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
That ruled! Butt, that video nearly got me arrested. I decided that I too wanted the coolest job ever as a whale explosion technician, figured I needed some experience in order to apply to my local dead whale destruction company. So, naturally, I got some M-80's and went to the seafood department of my local Mega-Mart. Fortunately, the crab and shrimp fragments busted all the surveillance cameras, and the security dude slipped on the salmon chunks trying to catch m...I mean, those other kids..
On Mon, 5 May 2008 21:39:30 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:
Well I hope there was a cop around to arrest those kids.
Mehehe, *chunks*
On Mon, 05 May 2008 22:42:06 -0400, CyberButt wrote:
The other kids that were spanking their monkees in mr. Anderson's shelter?
"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:fvpsjc$59c$[email]...
Dammit, I thought you were dead, Abe.
Do you have a will? Can you add me to it?
On Tue, 06 May 2008 20:00:54 -0400, King Turd wrote:
Yes, I have a will. I want you, KT, to be buried together with me the same day. No matter if you're alive or not. That would be cool. Even more than explosions and nachos. But less than boobs.
"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:fvtarc$uv2$[email]...
AHHHHH! LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE SCREWS US ALL!
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
That idiot cop was probably back at the station looking at porn on the internet or something. Good thing, or he might have caught m....I mean...those other guys....