So, like, if this chick is wearing a dress, and maybe it's blue, and she takes it off, and then I take it and put it over "Little Beavis" and then meheheheheheheheh all over it, like, did I just score?
'Cause, like, the last time I left some of that stuff on a cloth no one wanted to keep it as a souvenier.
I can hardly wait until I'm 15.... meheheheheheh.....hehehehehemeheheheheh....AAAAAAAAHH!!! Ahhhhh....
Mr. President, is that you?
D.G. Porter wrote:
<Jackoff Nicholson> "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" </Jackoff Nicholson>
<Beavis> "ehehe no, but I can handle *THIS*! eheemememee" </Beavis>
Yeah, but can you handle the Rodeo Bunghole Burger? --Major Woody
In article , "D.G. Porter" wrote:
No,to score,you would have to insert your penis inside a woman's vagina.
Michael
Michael Ejercito wrote:
Um, I didn't get those technical words...does this have something to do with schlongs?
In article , Wubba Joe wrote:
The schlong goes into the vagina. Do you understand?
Michael
Dan Lungren for Governor of California
In article , Michael Ejercito writes
The meat goes up the pussy, comprende?
Hamster
dammit, tom! have you been humping cats again? hehe ;)
This thread is most disturbing.....meheheh eheheheh ;)
Gary M.
yes, it's giving me flat ears.... a chihuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahua with flat ears is not a pretty sight... :(
a flat-eared Chihuahua is most disturbing!
Gary M.
yeh uhuh damnmit ehehe that's like..err.. uhuh ..... "southern hospitality" ;)
In article , Tom Bird wrote:
vagina.
Yes,I understand.
Michael
the sausage goes in the pastry
Yea heh m heh. Fits right in the hole.
Michael Ejercito wrote:
uhuhuh Evil Beavis still wants me uhuh :)
Like no means no or something. Heh m heh.
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
I can't resist hopping on a leg, when I'm in the mood :)
You've gotta be putting us on. That fuckwit says we were all duped into voting for Prop 215, which got more votes in the state than even Clinton did.
ABD = Anybody but Dan
Michael Ejercito wrote:
So I guess 'vagina' must be latin for 'hand'?
In article , Wubba Joe wrote:
if you do not know what a vagina is,then you are truly ignorant.
Michael
That's like, one of those technical words. I'd better ask Daria what it is. Maybe she's got one!
she has, but she won't let *YOU* see it - you're a dude!
uhuh you'll never see it ehehe only Jane sees it eheh ;)
Michael Ejercito wrote:
What does "ignorant" mean?
BATHE her, and BRING her to ME! rturbo
[email] wrote:
i can bring you my little chihuahuahuahuahuahua girlfriend, if that's who you mean... but i need ASScii pics of sausages in return.
hey, doggy.. you dont' have a girlfriend... you would rather check out some guy's burrito than be with that hot chick dog...
How about a gif of a 'PayDay' stuck to a dogs butt?
Gary M.
Hey, Chihuahua Shit! When I said BATHE her, and BRING her to ME, I was referring to a female human, not a female dog, fartknocker! rturbo
[email] wrote:
emeheheheh....pervert! ;)
Gary M.
[email] wrote:
^^^ ^^^
err.. you misspelled "some shaven-chested guy" ;)
I think it means *homosexual*
Snapple-Crazed Chihuahua wrote:
Are you trying to say you're ignorant?
On 26 Aug 1998 19:37:56 GMT, Wubba Joe wrote:
Uh, I think it means, don't pay any attention to those ANTS.
Yeah, meheheheh...ignore their large ant asses!!!!
Gary M.
yeh ANTS... that's those things women have on their chests...
that dog has been out in the sun too long!
eveyone knows what vagina is... it was the first US state settled by the Pilgrim Fathers, Jamestown being the first real settlement there.
^^^^^^^
err.. you misspelled "pig's bottom" ;)
put your schlong into some VINEGAR??? that would sting!!!
In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
woman's vagina.
No,it goes into the VAGINA.
Michael
^^^^^^
you misspelled *dog's rear-end*
yeh it's like that "hokey pokey" song eheh poke e he
"you put your big dick in, your big dick out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about..... "
yeh, beavis other dudes don't count uhuh :)
ehehe LOL ejhejhee
I heard she's writing a book, under the pseudonym "Neil Downe" uhuhuh ;)
LOL! In the Zappa newsgroup she's known as "Young, dumb, full of cum"!
LOL ehehehehehe
What did they find in the pocket of her blue dress?
... a wad of bills uhuh ;)
I don't think it like counts as scoring unles you do it twice or something. But she also has to wear it afterwards. And also if you like touch her cloths before she wears them. Its kind of like copping a feel. Its kewl to go to the store and touch all the bra's cause then chicks will wear them, and its like i touched their boobs. Yea heh m heh thats kewl.
D.G. Porter wrote: