Turds...

"aghasee" wrote in message news:1JLta.76635$[email]...

That was like, not what I wanted to see first thing in the morning. But after like, 10am or so that would have been ok...I'll check back later..I was thinking maybe it was some dude who made a house out of cow turds or something when I clicked it. Even I have to wonder why someone would take a dump then take a photo of it though. Like, pooping is fun and all, but I don't need to relive the experience with a photo, I can just go do it again...

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Oohhhh, yeah. I keep a small turd inventory in my basement butt I never thought of freezing them, you know, for freshness. Maybe I'll buy one of those vaccum seal machines from those TV infomercials that like shrink wrap stuff air tight and start saving them in a file cabinet, by date and time. You never know when a turd could prove your innocence in court. "Your honor, it was like, someone else or something. I was at home pooping. I'l like to enter 'Exhibit A' into evidence, please."

"King Turd" wrote in message news:wdVta.27$[email]...

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Yeah, evidence straight out of your "extensive turd database".

... "Now this is clearly a case of neglect... What you boys need are some prime quality vacuum-ed turds!"...

And then you come ...mheheh... cOme... oh yeah, like you come into the play; "King Turd, your resource for Prime Turd Evidence (tm)!" You should like, start a bunzniness or something, I told you this before...