When was your first time, if ever?
Me?
14, a neighborhood chick I was friends with when we were pre-horny, then graduated to horny...
Scoring.
May 20, 2006, 11:26 PM ET10 posts by 6 posters
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On Sat, 20 May 2006 23:26:59 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:
Glad you asked. It's later this week. At least I sure hope so.
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
Yeah, well, I admit it, I lied, I'm hoping to score someday too.... after downloading some good quality porn tonight, I think I might try to score with Rosey Palm....
"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...
Holy shit, you're still alive Abe? I heard you got dandruff and died from a flake infection. Did you ever score with anyone other than that old slut that used you for your car?
On Tue, 23 May 2006 22:38:41 +0200, Abraham Simpson wrote:
Well, one time a stewardess buckled my seat belt for me, does that count? She was pretty hot.
Does morning wood count?
"King Turd" wrote in message news:B5Rbg.54155$[email]...
"frog baseball" wrote in message news:210520061739080684%[email]...
Woah! You rule. You actually saw a chicks thingies? Cool! So, like, do you have any tips on scoring?
"frog baseball" wrote in message news:270520061453361312%[email]...
Per your scoring instructions, I tried that, but the dude I asked for this "8-ball" thing put me in handcuffs and threw me in the same jail cell I was in for riding down the esk-a-later at the MegaMall with my schlong out. The piece of paper they gave me when they let me out this morning said something about having to go to court for coca-cola. I'm not going though, I watched BJ Simpson on Court TV by accident once and it sucked. I went to Wal-Mart today and found a "Magic 8-Ball" in the toy isle, thought that maybe that was what you were talking about, so I went up to a few chicks with it and said "Hey baby, I have an 8-ball, wanna do it?" but all I ended up with was (1) kick in the sack, (1) package of beige panty hose thrown at me, and (3) "get lost, you loser"'s. What does a black plastic 8-ball have to do with chicks wanting to do it, anyway?
Hey wait a minute.....you told me that *I* was the first! >:-[]
PS - ;-D
The first time I pitched a tent. aaaaaaaa huh huh huh huh huh
"King Turd" wrote in message news:B5Rbg.54155$[email]...