This weekend I took a long ride on my motorcycle from FL through GA and went through a place called Butts County in GA. It was sorta cool, butt Butts County was kind of sucky for a place with such a cool name. Just a bunch of farms and cows and crap, no butts, no boobs, nothing. You would think a place like Butts County would have all kinds of cool stuff going on. It was during the day though, maybe in Butts County they party all night, then sleep all day, then get up and drink some Edge and party more, then start showing their Butts. I wanted a picture of me in front of the sign that said "Entering Butts County" but I didn't have a camera, dammit. That would have ruled!
Butts County, GA
Dec 10, 2002, 7:45 PM ET34 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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On Tue, 10 Dec 2002 19:45:20 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
That's way cool, KT. About the county, I mean. And the bike. Next weekend you should go back and take the camera. I command you.
Hey, that reminds me, I recently went on a trip to the town of Twatt. And I took the camera. I'm posting a pic in a.b.bnb. There's also a place called Dildo. How cool is that.
CB
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Dude, thats cool! I'd like to take a world tour of cool places like that. I'll have to go back up there one day just for the photo. Its like 6 hours from here. The license plates on the cars there all had the county on them, so all the people there had "Butts" on their car tags. That was pretty cool too. Were there people driving around there with "Dildo" on their tags over there?
Dildo..... When you're in Dildo how do you know that Dildo isn't in you?
What's that little saying......you can take the girl out of Dildo but you can never take the Dildo out of the girl.
-Jeni
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...
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If you've ever lived in Dildo. you can never get the Dildo out of you. Once a Dildoian, always a Dildoian.
Hey I think we should upload pictures of people on this NG somewhere..next to cool places. KT go back there !!!!
"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:E_pK9.8787$[email]...
That would be cool, I'll go back sometime soon, its like a 6 hour ride each way which sucks. Theres also a town called Longwood near here, I'll get a photo there too....
On Fri, 13 Dec 2002 18:51:16 GMT, "DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote:
Someone should go to Intercourse, PA, and send pics. That wood rule.
On Tue, 10 Dec 2002 19:45:20 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
King Turd, check out a picture I just posted in a.b.bnb. A buddy of mine who lurks in this NG found it and sent it to me. Meheheh
CB
Cool, thats the place! The road I was on had this big sign that said "Welcome To Butts County". I'll make sure to go through there again this spring and get a photo... In the mean time I posted a picture of me and some friends in Butts County on a.b.bnb...can you repost those other photos you posted, they were gone from the server already when I went back to save them.
On Tue, 10 Dec 2002 19:45:20 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Cool. Did you pop a wheelie?
"Ralph the Rover" wrote in message news:[email]...
Nah, but I saw some hillbilly chick and popped a boner.
On Fri, 27 Dec 2002 12:13:25 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Maybe it was that Laurie chick. Or that other chick that wants dudes to wear dresses.
Nope, wasn't me. Butts County is one of those things that is only fun to say but not fun to do like diarrhea, or masturbation.
Butthead: Beavis, that doesn't work! Beavis: Yes it does. I do it all the time.
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Thats like that line from that song from those dudes who play guitars in the insane asylum..."When masturbation's lost it's fun, you're fuckin' done" But I think they're wrong.
No way!! If he saw me he'd do much more than just get a ... uh, one of those things. Besides, I'm not a hillbilly. I have all my teeth and I even wear shoes! Maybe he was talking about that old guy who's the lead singer for U-2.
On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 18:23:25 -0500, Laurie wrote:
Oooooo, baby! Come to CyberButt.
uh huh huh, dang i'm smooth
LOL
CB
On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 21:07:10 -0500, CyberButt wrote:
Darn you!
On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 18:23:25 -0500, Laurie wrote:
Whoa, I'm sorry to have implied that you were a hillbilly, ma'am. :-)
"Ma'am"? What am I, like a hundred? ;Þ
On Sat, 04 Jan 2003 17:53:32 -0500, Laurie wrote:
Oh yeh, sorry about that, my error is uh, because, uh, I'm an idiot!
:-)
That Boner dude? No way! Dudes sink my boner into the ground. You must be hotter than Lolita and Tanquray and that 1-900-Lick chick since you say I would do more that have a visit from Poppa Boner if I saw you. Hot chicks are cool.
On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 11:08:36 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
They should make a movie called "KingTurd and Laurie do America", with lots of cool motorcycles and burning rubber and chains all roaring thru the night and traumatizing the populace, that wood rule. Also a bunch of love scenes.
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YEAH! YEAH!! Your just full of good ideas today, dude! Especially the part about the love scenes.
On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 15:15:36 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Yeh, people are always telling me I'm full of it!
On Sun, 05 Jan 2003 12:04:42 -0500, Ralph the Rover wrote:
That would rule!
And I can play the the part of the secret service guy chasing them...
"FULL CAVITY SEARCH!! GO DEEP ON HIM!!!!!"
CB
On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 11:31:17 -0500, CyberButt wrote:
Yeh and you can yell "JESUS JUMPED UP CHRIST!!!"
On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 11:31:17 -0500, CyberButt wrote:
Wait a minute, it's BATF, dude!! Pay attention next time. ;-)
On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 11:51:17 -0500, Ralph the Rover wrote:
Oh yeah...
Dangit, I have to watch that movie again soon, it's been a while.
CB
On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 13:13:26 -0500, CyberButt wrote:
Yeh, yeh! Watch it NOW, dammit!
"Ralph the Rover" wrote in message news:[email]...
Yeah. Then I order you to take a number 2.
On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 17:11:23 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Please don't encourage that Cyber dude! He took a dump in my yard!
On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 11:02:12 -0500, Ralph the Rover wrote:
Does that mean you're a homeowner??
CB
On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 19:03:02 -0500, CyberButt wrote:
Did I say he took a dump in my home? I don't think I did. ;-)