How to Get Chix to talk to you.. A Fesis by DIABOLIC
If you go down to the Supermarket, if its not one of those 'Pound Shops' (Anything for a $) they may have Chix with a badge that says 'Here to Help/Can I Assist?' or similar. These Chix are PAID to talk to you and be nice and pack your bag (huhhuh) for you. (You could take two balls and ask her to put them in your bag.. that would rool).
I suggest you go up to one of them, preferably a 'hot one'.. you can always 'wait for something better' and say "eeer.. I need assistance with a problem in my pants". If they don't assist you, then you can sue the knickers off them with the Trade Per-scrip-tion Act or something. You can get their boss to huh huh 'give them the sack'.
In a shop in the UK today (Tesco) I overheard a man ask a fat chick shop assistant 'where are the calendars?' She replied 'You mean like 2003' .. huh stupid B&B type people are all around us!