news rules!

check it out uh huhhhhuh uh huhhuhhuh...i wuz watching the fox news channel, cuz i'm, like, this major fox. this guy on there, his name is david assman uh huhhuhhuh. he wuz saying that the president is going to tell about the state of his union. something about a cigar, i think. (that would be cool). anyway, then there wuz a commercial, and they said to watch after the president spoke and they would tell us how he scored. uh huhhuhhuh uh huhhuhhuh news rules! there's this congress dude named nadler uh huhhuhhuh go, nadler! his face is so fat it looks like he has nads in his cheeks. maybe he pissed todd off or something and got a nad transplant.