BnB Score

Uhh...Hey people do any of you think Beavis or Butthead will accually Score with a girl??? Tell me what you think. bye for now

It could happen some day, but not in the near future.

B&B not scoring is a trademark, and it's a source of humor. The only way they would score in a future adventure would be if someone came up with a way of making that funny.

Charlie Brown finally won a baseball game in his comic strip for the first time ever, and that was around 1995 or so. Why not sooner? Because his relentles losing streak had far more comic potential. Ditto for Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes, or Wile E. Coyote's endless failures in trying to catch the Road Runner.

It's just very difficult to make success funny. Hey, if you know how B&B can score and still be funny, write a script.

ericperlin@SPAMSUCKS!!!pb.net wrote in message ...

Score

Someone has.....wasn't it D.G. Porter or something, uh, the deed wasn't explained or anything....

huhhuh...Baz wrote...she came back...huhhuh

I think it was D.G. and...uhhhhh, he crossed the uncrossable line with that one...Only in a TRUE final episode should Beavis and Butt-Head ever actually score. When that day finally comes, B-n-B as we know them, will truly be gone forever!

	Gary M.   :^)

If anyone wants to see it again, posdt here and I'll repost it (is it on DejaNews yet?). I said it was based in part on real-life events. I showed the first draft back in '95 to "Butt-head" and he just got pissed off. "Too much success, and drugs! MTV will never use it. Just forget it, Dave!" I think he was pissed off because he's embarrassed by what he did that night (with the car, the carpet, and the 2 Mexican foxes from Santa Ana) and because I'd always told him he ought to write stuff and he never does anything but eat and get tattoos.

I'm developing another one with "Beavis" destroying the driver's ed car but it's hard to translate how [address] could suddenly learn about how to really f*** up a car's engine. Hmmm, maybe not. One of the things "Beavis" did was pour grit down into the carbuerator.

Maybe I'll work onthe one with "Butt-head" flushing a bunch of shirts and towels down the boys' locker room toilets first. That incident ruptured the pipes as they decomposed over the hot summer. --DGP

Didn't you have a fanfic in which they scored? uh uh in gay toronto

Ohhhh yeah...fartknocker...butt it was YOUR fault...The Great Cornholio shall kick your bunghole for that!!!!

	Gary M.   :^)

WHAT?? LICK my bunghole? eheh no way, dude eheheheh

Uhhh, like, we got some "grass." Whadja do, "mow the lawn"? Heh-heh-heh-heh! Got a light, Sugar-britches? [OK, that was Lolita from Teen Talk and not the unnamed chick from Take a Number, but it was too cool not to use!]

Even the Postmaster General of Buttland could get his ass kicked for a comment like that! ;-)

uh uh he's the *master* of his *post* uh uh

you must admit.. they are pretty gay ;)

ericperlin@SPAMSUCKS!!!pb.net wrote:

I did. It's called "Beavis Gets Laid" and I posted it here. It'd have to be with the only 2 chix who ever thought they were cool AND talked like them (Take a Number ep.).