I found this.... it also works on Microsoft Works. (just skip the Language!)....
Do Microsoft Developers have a problem that we don't know about???
- Open a new document in Word.
- Type "Unable to follow directions" (without the quotes).
- Highlight the entire sentence you just typed.
- Click "Tools"; "Language"; "Thesaurus" (or hit shift-F7 to open the thesaurus).
- Replace with the given synonym...
boooiiing...... huhuhuh that's cool.... old guys....