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Jul 20, 199918 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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WOW!
WOW!
On Tue, 20 Jul 1999 16:24:58 -0400 (EDT), [email] (TOENNAILLE JERKSCHLOENG) wrote:
WEB TV MAKES BEAVIS ANGRY ehehehehh it makes him turd into CORNHOLIO ehehehehe
*poop* WEBTV makes goats poop
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uhuh the sound WEBTV makes to announce that "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!" uhuhuh ME TOO
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( | | /House of Beavis wrote:
Kewl! An elephart that turns snapple into crapple. Heh m heh!
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\___8____8___/ \8___/__8___8_____/ \_____/_____8___8__________/Ummm wait a minute, that looks more like peanuts than crapple.
YOU GUESSED IT...WOW!!!!!!!!
eheheheh.... "WebTV Subscriber" ;-)
<<eheheheh.... "WebTV Subscriber" ;-) >>
eheheheh...ASSWIPE>:-D
Gary M. wrote:
Guess we'll have to add it to the flame form, including AOL too. Heh m heh! Flames ar kewl.
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLoser
[ ] "Me too"'er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Jackass [ ] Troller [ ] Fed
[ ] Freak [ ] Spammer [ ] Loser
[ ] Yanni Fan [ ] Democrat [ ] Republican
[ ] Neo Nazi [ ] Flamebait [ ] Moron
[ ] Scientologist [ ] Elvis [ ] Jerk
[ ] God [ ] Goddess [ ] Racist
[ ] Monkey Spank [ ] Cryogenic [ ] Slut
[ ] Cross Poster [ ] Cross Wielder [ ] Cross Dresser
[X] WebTV Subscriber [ ] AOL Member [ ]
Other_____________You Are ASCII'ing For An Ass Kicking Because:
[ ] You suck
[ ] You can't hold a tune
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries newsgroup
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You started a troll
[ ] You continued a troll
[ ] You posted links to sex sites
[ ] You are acting like sluts
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You piss me off
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] You're EEK!
[ ] You asked/stated that Beavis & Butthead is gay
[ ] You posted a "USA/Europe/Canada Sucks!" message
[ ] You crossposted unnecessarily
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long stupid thread
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[X] You posted something in all caps
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it
was legal
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You bragged about things that never happened
[ ] You posted a make money quick scam
[ ] You posted a test message in a NG other than alt.test
[ ] You posted one of those stupid "flame form" thingies
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] I'm in a bithcy mood today
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] I smell bacon but its not on my fork
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anywayTo See That You Be Made Whole Again, You Must:
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[X] Give up your WebTV account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Realize that you know dick about the subject of this group
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Watch EVERY EPISODE of Beavis & Butthead nonstop
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Be President Clinton's love slave
[ ] Click on notepad, type in "BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD IS NOT GAY"
again and again until your computer crashes
[ ] Lick a cow's butt
[ ] Read every single article in alt.test
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup...INDIVIDUALLY
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Spontaneously combust
[ ] Eat your own fecesBefore I Finish You Off, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] EAT SPAM, Don't post it
[X] :-p
[ ] Blow Me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Get a clue, you pathetic loser
[ ] Eat dirt
[ ] I know where you live
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or get off Usenet
[ ] See how far your tounge will fit into the electrical outlet
[ ] See how far your tounge will fit up your ass
[X] Heh m heh!
[ ] All of the aboveIn article , Evil Beavis writes
Add "Jar Jar Binks sex obsessive".
Tom Bird wrote:
Yea, "Jar Jar Boinks sex obsessive Christian." Heh m heh!
Oh c'mon guys! You know I'm just kidding, just like a lot of other people here do! You don't have to call me a flamer, I am good at flames, let me tell you, and the goofy things I have posted are nothing up to my flames! So lighten up guys, I'm just kidding!
I think she wants me. Heh m heh!
TENNILLE JENSEN wrote:
In article , TENNILLE
Umm yeah that's OK just don't post HTML.
<<Umm yeah that's OK just don't post HTML.
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