Ok, this particular episode just aired here in Europe for the first time and it was way over my head (actually it was under my butt uh huh huh).
What made Beavis's butt shoot fire? What did it all mean? Was it a really heavilly symbolical kind of deal? Did it refer to Ingmar Bergman's "The seventh seal"?
In article , LamaSivartDoz wrote:
I do not know,but it was a totally cool episode!
Michael
Like maybe Beavis played with Fire to much when he was a kid and somehow it got all bottled up in his anus until the right moment to release. Hey heres another IDEA maybe Mike though it would be Funny As Hell and decided to put it in there. Sounds like a good idea to me doesn't it buttmonkey. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BnBWorld~http://members.aol.com/BKCARP/BeavisandButthead.html Also signup for BuTTnews by E-mailing me
Um, like, I think, uhhh, Beavis tried to light a fart after eating a bunch of nachos and chimichangas, or something, and then, like, he "internalized" the situation?
The only thing that got sealed was Beavis's sphincter! No go get ME some nachos, and none of that crap with the blue chips! Damn forriners!
Beavis: AAHHH hehemehemehe aaahhhhh.....my butt MY BUTT hehe Please save my butt...ouch hehemhe ......OUCH!! oohohoh nooo.....im never going to poop again...oooooohh nooooo!! hemehehe ouch.... Doc: Dont worry, we will have you pooping in no time,ok... Beavis: ooohohoh oh......ok...... hehehmehemhehe.....poop! OUCH!!...yeah....poop!..hehemehe
I take it that none of your friends ever showed you how that works? There is nothing like seeing a flame coming out of your friends ass. It is cool. What a bunch of fags. Scott
If you'll allow me to take the liberty of reposting this hilarious old post uh uh (Gary has an old post uh uh and it makes chicks laugh when they see it uh uh)....
err.. where was I? oh yeh uh uh this wa posted to this very NG about two years ago, and I shall repost it, to explain one theory as to why Beavis had "Butt Flambe"....... please read on......
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"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.
Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained.
"As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face.
It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
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O.K., here's the top ten things that scared me the most in reading this story:
9) "So I peered into the tube . . ." Aaaaaahhhhhhh. I'm sorry, but
that's like looking through a telescope into hell. I'd rather
use binoculars to stare at the sun. 8) That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self esteem)
being shot out of the guy's ass like Rocky the Flying Squirrel on
Rocky & Bullwinkle. 7) Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of
someone's ass. I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt said
gerbil was springtime fresh after his little journey into Kiki's
"tunnel of love." 5) People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were
doing when taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but I think I
would have made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniac,
anal sex fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with a
charcoal lighter before I admitted the truth. Call me old fashioned, but I just can't imagine looking at a
doctor and saying "Well doc, it's like this. See we have this
gerbil named Raggot and we took this cardboard tube . . ." 4) "First and second degree burns to the anus". Wouldn't this make
the burning itch and discomfort of hemmoroids a welcome relief?
How does one ever take a healthy shit after something like this?
And the smell of burning anus must be in the top five most
horrible scents on the face of God's green earth. 1) This happened in Salt Lake City. What kind of people are those
Mormons? I'm starting to get a whole new image of the Osmond
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An old bull and a young bull are standing on top of a hill overlooking the pasture. The young bull says, "Hey, lookit all those sexy cows in the pasture...why don't we run down there and 'get' a couple of them?" The old bull smiles and says, "No, let's _walk_ down there and get them all! mehheh"
Gary M. :^D
Damit.. is this how you behave on the beach, gary?? ehehe ;)
I have heard a very similar story to this, but it involved an elephant and and ant, conversing together in the noon-day sun. I forget the story, sorry.
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