B n B Quote

Speaking of Beavis and Butthead quotes...I used one the other day on a paper to express how I felt about a book (Book= The Beginning and The End, by some Egyptian guy) and my professor didn't like it too well. But perhaps you can appreciate the quote I used:

BH  What the hell is this crap?
B   This sucks hard
Bh  Yeah, this sucks in ways that things have never sucked before...
B   Huh huh..

Or something to the words of that effect. I thought it was great and appropriate. What do you guys think?

Pele

My personal favorites:

Hey, it's the night of the living bands that suck....

Here comes Krokus to kick their ass....

They call him Crisco, 'cause he's fat in the can.

"You're gonna have to pay for it"

O.K. Do you want cash, or do you want us to spank the monkey again....