Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, why'd ya stop talking to me?
Butthead:
Beavis: Come on, say something!
Butthead:
Beavis: Dammit, this sucks!
Butthead:
Beavis: I thought you were supposed to be my friend!
Butthead:
Beavis: Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
Butthead: Huh, huh, huh, you wussie.
Beavis: Dammit!
Butthead: You'll never have any friends, Beavis.
Beavis: Aargh! Dammit! No, wait, I know a chick!
Butthead: Stop lying, you wuss.
Beavis: No, really! She talks to me and stuff!
Butthead: Huh huh huh, do you think I'm stupid?
Beavis: No, she did, dammit!
Butthead: Uh, well, did you score?
Beavis: Ummm, uh, not exactly.
Butthead: You homeowner, you'll never score.
Beavis: She said "Thank you for bagging".
Butthead: You pathetic wuss! That was a supermarket chick!
Beavis: Yeh, well, she DID talk to me!
Butthead: Uh, that doesn't count, choad-wank.
Beavis: Why not?
Butthead: Because you suck.
Beavis: Yeah yeah, mheh mheh.
Butthead: Wuss.
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