that scoring help

it's working well... she laughed at a shit joke and came to talk to me.

Hamster

You said, " she...came" hehheh

	Gary M.   :^)

ehehe and she *laughed at a shit* ehehehe *poop* ehehehe

On Mon, 23 Feb 1998 17:00:13 -0000, "Tom Bird" wrote:

hello my brother, liek i reelized that alle of my ANTcesters were liek from English and stuff, so even thoughe they where revolting and mooved to the collonieys, i still havan oblickashun to help yuo out anad stuff.

so liek heare is some poetrie yuo can give that chick.

chicks dig poetrie anad stuf!!!

[PRINT THIS AND GIVE IT TO HER!!!]

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     THE LUCKIEST CHICK IN THE UK
          (by lumpy)

        He looked at you,
        You gave him wood,
        And that is something,
        That is good.

   Hamster is cool,
   and he's world famous,
   so you should get naked,
   and show him Uranus.

      Drink beer, wine,
      and all sorts of liquors,
      and then you can show
      Sir Hamster your knickers.

If you don't score it will be N.G. Do it in the back seat of an M.G.

   Maybe in an Austin-Healey,
   You'll let Sir Hamster cop-a-feelie.

       You're a chick,
       And he's a bloke,
       Get it on in a Mini-Moke.

     Rover, Rolls-Royce, Jag-u-ar,
     Get a raincoat
     Before you go too far.

Pull down your culottes, and wiggle your fanny, Show Hamster your undies, (well, if you're wearing any).

          Malted Barley,
          Fish and Chips,
          Touch his member,
          With your lips.

You're the luckiest girl in all the UK, because with Sir Hamster you get to.. mheh mheh he heheh mheh mheh :-)

   So you better score with Hamster today,
   or hey!
   He'll have to turn gay.

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Lumpy ngefca Camshaft

ROTFLMFAO ;)

err... Lumpy... did you know that *fanny* means something totally different in the UK, than in North America? :D

WOAH! 11hehehe peorty rules ;)

err... "get to eat dukey"???

What? AGAIN???? ehehehe JUST KIDDING!!! Hamster is not gay!

On 25 Feb 1998 06:29:16 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

hoo boy is mie face red!!!! ima cock up berk!

i ussed the infermashunsoupermotorway to get to: http://www.yahoo.com/Reference/Dictionaries/English/American_British___British_American/

that led mie plonker too: http://pages.prodigy.com/NY/NYC/britspk/probwrd2.html

           :-O

yer right, old sport, it sure as heck doze meen something bloody else!

it kinda interessing that the oregin of "pudendum" is: "that of which one ought to be ashamed"

   tha'ts pretty messed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toodle pip, Lumpy

yeh.. they also call a gynecologist a *fanny mechanic* ;)

yes most of us guys would much rather gain access to the British fanny than the North American fanny ;)

Except Beavis, of course uh uh ;)

yeh like the Spanish word for "pregnant" is "embarrazada", meaning an embarrasment....

Jolly good show ehehehehe

This dick-shun-hairy is created by a Brit who lives in TOSSA LANE, TX ehehe tosser eheheheeh (that means *monkey-spanker*)

http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/5754/diction.html

eheh dick shun ehehe

Whoa...poetry rules!!!! And you also have ANT-cesters! :^D

ehehe WHAT?? ant-INCEST?? ugh! that's sick, dude! ;)

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Why do you think they all look the same!?! ehehheh ;)

Oh yeh! Darwins' *Arkansas* Theory of Evolution ;)

ehehheh...President Clinton looks kinda like an ant too...ehheh ;)

yeh anehehe and he *drones* on and on, sometimes, too ehehe (drone....geddit? ehehe)

Gary M. wrote in message ...

Yeah, my ant got her hair cut and dyed just like Clinton too ...

        ^^ ^^^

eheh...check it out people - Andrew has an ant too! mehheh hehheh That rules! ;)

Gary M. ;^) (more ant pics on the way...)

Lumpy Camshaft wrote in article ...

Heheh cool

Indeed... I told her that doing it released the same chemicals in the brain as a joint and you know how happy people are after one of them ;)

I've printed it... now I'll 'give it to her...' should I give her the poem as well?

Noway!

Cool poem!

Hamster

cool :) now you can stick your hand up her jumper ;)