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Ten Way To Know If Your Job Sucks
Steven Bradley Burger wrote:
"Here it is kids, from the Home Office in Butt, Montana
Tonights Top Ten list, "Ways to Know Your Job Sucks", or "Why I read alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead"..
Number 10: "You really do the work of 3 people, but every time you take break and open the thread "Beavis Gay!", your bosses boss walks in.
Number 9: Some dork named 'Stewart' moves into the cubicle across from you!
Number 8: Cheap ass toliet paper in the men's room chafes your bunghole!
Number 7: The IS department comes in the night and removes your bootleg copy of The Beavis and Butthead Screensaver from your machine.
Number 6: Your male coworkers have an oddly familiar resemblance to either Mr. Anderson, Mr. Van Dresian, and your boss is Coach Buzzcut.
Number 5: That dork named Stuart in the Cubicle across from you turns up his radio so loud that his A.M. Radio Rush Limbaugh program drowns out your radio...
Number 4: You are assigned to develope an application, and your response to your boss is, "No way fartknocker! That Sucks!"
Number 3: The highlight of your day is to find out what that wascally wabbit, Lord Dumbass III, is saying now...
Number 2: Someone calls your technical support help desk to ask how to get the Tank in Virtual Stupidity..
And the Number 1 way to tell that your job sucks:
"Because you expend all of your creative energy thinking up 'COOL' stuff to post to alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead..."
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