I Rule this NG

In all the world, in all the universe, I am the only person posting to this newsgroup at this moment. The only one! I'm special. Yeah. I rule!

Wubba Joe wrote:

So your like one of those special people in school?

'Wubba Joe' means 'Corky' in Tanzanian....

Every day I clap my hands and sing songs. Then at lunch, I get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a big glass of chocolate milk that I drink with a straw. Then I take a nap and when I get up, I clap my hands some more and I do the hokey-pokey. Then I go find some sluts and, like, hump 'em. It's cool.

Yea heh m heh. You've got the clap?

Wubba Joe wrote:

uhuh gay clap eheheh ;)

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Yea heh m heh. He likes hes nutz.

ehehe pee ehehehe

yes.. you rule with the help of your sponges with human genitals.

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

In the beginning, there was darkness. And in addition to the darkness, there was me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness, and I saw that I was alone. And I said, "Let there be sponges with enormous human genitals!" And there were sponges with enormous human genitals. And I saw that they were good. And I commanded them to go forth, and coat the nonbelievers and other fartknockers with sponge spootch.

Oh Looosey... derz no sponges wid hooman genitalz in Cooba.... ... you got some 'splain' to do, loosey...

Ricky Retardo wrote:

Waaaaahhhhh, Rickeeeeee! I got all paranoid from the cocaine and shot Fred Mertz in the head, waaaaahhhhh!

I wonder how big Fred's turds were? he had a big fat head and a big fat ass, so I think his turds were probably huge bowling-ball size turds...

ROTFL meheheheheh *Loosey* eheheheh ;)

Gary M.

Dr Monkeyspank?????

Oh Loosey... why he spank a da nice munkey? Da munky never did wrong to him... he got some 'splainin' to do...

[email] wrote:

Uh...no you're not bunghole...I'm like, posting and stuff...

In all the world, in all the universe, I am the only person posting to my toilet ehehe it rules ehehe it's stinky and it rules ehehe