*p00p*

Today ruled! I didn't have to work and I watched BnB all day and ate nachos. And I took a dump. plop plop....plop. I used to post..mheheh...post..here all the time a few years back, any of the old homies from back in da day still kickin it up in here? Does that suck ass eMpTV ever play reruns anymore? Every time I go there all I see is some dork snowboarding, a bunch of dumbasses living in an apartment, or some rich rap dude's 'crib'. If I didn't drive my neighbors riding mower into his pool, I'd ride to MTV headquarters and find the exsuckutive dude who puts that crap on instead of BnB and stick a snowboard up his butt.

King Turd Manufacturer of Fine Turds

That sounds kwool.

King Turd wrote in message news:9f6m68$sik$[email]...

nachos.

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WHOA! It's King Turd!

hey howzitgoin dude?

On 1 Jun 2001 00:04:24 GMT, [email] (King Turd) wrote:

I think I'm going to quit my job and stay home and watch BnB videos. That wood be cool.

huh huh huh *up*

Uh... no!

Butt, Beavis and Butt-head did make an appearance on Celebrity Deathmatch recently. It ruled.

Yeah! Stick it where he'll have a very hard time riding it.

Ok bye!

CyberButt

Me too. Duh duh duh duh duh dunuh!!!!

Speaking of "poop". Theres like these japanese toilets that look pretty interesting to try. I guess you would like use a sumo stance for these.

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8Y-HYS/index_e.htm

King Turd wrote:

thanks for the URL ,sir i needed to dump some turds cool ,huh? heueeheehehehemmmhhhhhuhhmhehe "LMD" schreef in bericht news:[email]...

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Mhehehe..yeah!.. I like to beat chicks with my stick! But usually I just end up beating my own stick...dammit. So if theres..ya know..any chicks here who want to hook up with Pimp Daddy Turd...Lolita?? Tanquaray???? But it rules, I have all these cool-ass..ummmm..devices and sometimes I get to break stuff and its legal! That rules!! But dont worry, I still like turds and and nachos and chicks. And burning stuff. In fact, I think I'm going to go burn something right now.

KingTurd This Turd's For You!