There's been some kids breaking in around the neighborhood! Mine got broken into, but I couldn't find anything missing. I'm not sure what they were looking for.
-- Tom
Watch your tool sheds!
Oct 27, 2005, 4:47 PM ET14 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Was the floor a little 'sticky'?
Mhehehe!
To the tune of "Keep On Rocking In The Free World":
"Keep on Wacking in Tom's Tool Shed" DunnnDunnDuuuuu
"Tom Anderson" wrote in message news:[email]...
Wacking? I don't think anybody is dumb enough to start the weed-wacker inside the shed...not even those kids. From the stains on the floor it did look like somebody had been playing with the oil can.
-- Tom
"Tom Anderson" wrote in message news:[email]...
What? The corbin poraxide and oil fumes gives you a good buzz when you start a 2 *stroke* *wacker* in a closed tool shed. Buzzes from toxic fumes are cool. And 10W40 oil makes a great lub-ra-cant for wackers like me. Your tool shed rools!
You need to get out there in your garage, close it, start your mower, put on some Grim Reaper and sip a tall cold one or 3, and wait for him.
Dammit, son...use your head. You're talking nonsense.
-- Carl
Hey Beavis, Anderson's coming! Get your pants up quick, dammit!
*WHAT?!* Ummm... Oh yeah. Right! Ummm. God dammit get up get up get up!
Uhhh... Huh-huh. Uhhh. Hello Sir. Huh-huh! Huh!
Have you two boys been messing with marrr tools again? I've told you not to come in my toolshed!
M-heh-heh! He said... Heh-heh!
Now get off with you, both of you!
Heh-heh! Hey Butthead, he said...
Shuddup, Beavis! Uhh... Sorry Mr Anderson, we were just admiring your uh..., teen-on saws and uh... huh-huh, tools and stuff. We'll be going now. (Come on, Beavis!)
Heh-heh! Yeah! Mightyfine tools you got there! M-heh-heh!
Dammit Tom, you old dillhole, your alzheimers is getting out of hand, youre forgetting your name again. I think you need to go see Dr. Kak-vorkian, he can help. In the meantime, I'll be out in the tool shed. Dammit, where'd I leave the April Spank magazine????
On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 05:34:34 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
Um, sorry KT... the April issue of Spank was one of the ones i stole out of your pickup that day a while back while you were in at Mixi-Mart. I'd give it back, but I cut all the best pics out and pasted them into my scrapbook. I thought I might be needing to refer to them often in the future. I didn't even need to use any glue, they stuck by themselves.
CB
Dammit, of all my issues, why did you have to take April?? That was the one that had the chick with the big thingies! You bunghole. What do you need my Spank mags for anyway, you have a harem of Eskimo chicks tending to your every need?!
On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 13:57:05 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
No, that was March! April was the one with the 2 redhead chicks, the identical twins? Who were demonstrating the new Gillette 3-blade Slickmeister razor? And then a few pages later, they got into that catfight on the pool table?
They're frigid.
:oP
Damn straight. I've huffed toxic fumes from around the world and consider myself a bit of a conasewer if you will.
"frog baseball" wrote in message news:281020051336421349%[email]...
I've "oiled" lots of stuff! Spank magazine pages, tool sheds, and various sections at Victoria's Secret and Wal-MArt to name a few!
On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 14:47:23 -0600, Tom Anderson wrote:
Uh... I think this is the guy off in whose tool shed we were whacking.
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
Dammit CyberButt, get it right, its "I think this is the tool shed of the guy in off we were wacking."