Hey! The Chinese guy told me this is the year of the monkey!
http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/calendar/monkey.htm
I've had to discipline that monkey all year.
What year is it?
Nov 23, 2004, 10:20 PM ET10 posts by 7 posters
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"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
monkey!
Jeni will be all moody until the year of the kitten...
TYDT
huhuh - when is it gonna be the year of the ball
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
Why does the monkey deserve only one year? I've been celebrating the year of the monkey almost daily since I was like 13. Every year is the year of my monkey.
A spanking New Year to everyone!
It's a little early for that. For today.....
Happy Spanksgiving to all!!!!!
:-D
"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...
Everyone, go watch the Thanksgiving ep, eat a ton of food, drink beer, then go home and celebrate the Year of the Monkey. Thats what Thanksgiving is all about.
"King Turd" wrote in message news:r8mpd.43517$[email]...
drink beer, then
Thanksgiving is
...Celebrating how your ForeskinFathers sailed aboard the MayDeFlower to a land where they could spank their monkeys without fear or oppression. It is the time of year when you throttle the turkey's neck in anticipation of a great feast. And if the chinese are celebrating too you can light a lot of M80's.
Here in rainy England we break things and blow stuff up on November the 5th to celebrate Guy Fawkes, who tried to bomb our parliament and failed. He was hung (huhuhuhuhuh), drawn and quartered. They don't even do that in Alabama...
TYDT
No, year of the monkey works for me (me heh, if you know what I mean). Actually I already knew it's the year of the monkey cause my sister was born in the year of the monkey, not that she really follows that stuff, but when you're born in the year of the monkey you got to represent.
Whoa, *what* was that guy's last name?! I bet he scored constantly.
"Jeni" wrote in message news:[email]...
what I mean).
No, please elaborate. If there are no juicy details involved, just make some up.
my sister
follows that
got to
Does that require prosthetics or something?
on
constantly.
Not with his gizzards spread across the City of London. I think it was like Californicator, three strikes and you're disemboweled or something. He probably Fawked Guys anyway.