All chicks read this.

Dec 27, 2002, 5:47 PM ET19 posts by 9 posters
19 posts
King Turd

Ok chicks, check it out. This is like, an open invitiation to do me. So, like, take a number and stuff. Line starts at #69. Mhehehehe.. I doubt this will work either, but. like I've tried everything else so why not.....hehehe

King TurdDIABOLIC

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:Qm5P9.4226$[email]...

Yeah. I've tried that. I said..Hey baby, like, would you sign my petition to make all chicks be naked always, and they just left.....

CyberButtKing Turd

On Fri, 27 Dec 2002 20:04:36 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:

Dang it, I'll never understand women.

Whamee319CyberButt

You live in Florida, right? Too bad. I'm in California. BTW, my sister probably would've signed the petition (pet-TIT-tion, uh oh yeah, meheheh....) she's about one step away from being a nudist. At least in her own home anyways.

Besides isn't that like, uh, sex-u-al harASSment or something? Whoa! Cool. That word had ass in it. Asses are cool.

-Jeni (P.S. Got a picture of you in a dress? Mehehheh) GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

King TurdWhamee319

"> You live in Florida, right? Too bad. I'm in California. BTW, my sister

meheheh....)

Dammit, see, theres always something, California is like...a long way... and theres a bunch of hippies there...hippies suck...wheres your naked sister live? Like, we have lots of stuff in common, shes naked, and I like naked chicks....think she would have signed the petition naked?

Nah, no pictures in a dress, but if it would help me score, I'd wear a dress. Maybe thats like *the secret*, like that Manson dude, he wears a dress and makeup and gets tons of chicks...hmmm.....nah... So you hit on transpesticides? Any luck? I thought those transpesticide dudes were homeowners most of the time

Whamee319King Turd

My naked sister lives here in naked San Diego, same as me. Hippies just mean more nudity. I don't know if she would've signed the petition naked, something about indecent exposure laws. Laws suck ass.

No, I don't actively pursue transpesticides. My signature is taken from the title of an article about The Kids in the Hall, another great love. Although I do have to admit there is something about a man in a dress.... A penis.

Most transvestites are into chicks Who told you that? An Executive Transvestite - Eddie Izzard

-Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

King TurdWhamee319

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Yeah, I never really thought of that, maybe hippies are a little cool, hippy chicks like to drink acid and get naked and dance around...thats cool.. If I lived in San Diego I would have come by with the petition if you or your naked sister would have signed them naked so you wouldent have to worry about cops and laws and crap. Like, door to door service.

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Although I

Mheheehh...hehehehe.mheheheh....hehehemhehehe...mhhehehehe hehehehe uhehehehehe........you said penis.... you rule!

King TurdWhamee319

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

I just thought about it, I'll be in San Diego in April for a day or so during a motorcycle rally I'm gonna be doing, we should like, hook up and go break something.

CyberButtKing Turd

On Wed, 1 Jan 2003 17:59:02 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:

Whoa! King Turd is so cool!

I wish I could be in his gang.

King TurdCyberButt

"> >"Whamee319" wrote in message

Yeah, we ride Vespas and go to the junior high to kick some ass sometimes.

Ralph the RoverKing Turd

On Wed, 1 Jan 2003 19:49:27 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:

Yeh, yeh, Vespas, they are so macho! ;-)

Ralph the RoverKing Turd

On Wed, 1 Jan 2003 17:59:02 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:

Whoa I smell romance.

King TurdRalph the Rover

"Ralph the Rover" wrote in message news:[email]...

go

Nah, I just cut the cheese.

Ralph the RoverKing Turd

On Thu, 2 Jan 2003 11:37:46 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:

Well I'm glad I don't have Smell-o-vision!

Ralph the RoverCyberButt

On Fri, 27 Dec 2002 22:18:12 -0500, CyberButt wrote:

Just tell them they look like Cinderella or something.

HoldenDIABOLIC

hey you read it - you must be a chick huhuhuhuh

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:Qm5P9.4226$[email]... > You ever tried standing in the street with a clip board? >
DIABOLICHolden

"Don't make me spank you"

"Holden" wrote > hey you read it - you must be a chick huhuhuhuh