Ok, what the hell is going on here?! I've been gone for almost a week and looking at the majority of posts here I haven't missed much. Have we lost our will to be funny? What of poop, what of asses, and yes, what even of big thingies? This speaks less to the heart and more to the sphincter. I wanna hear something of interest (Uncle Milty shut up!) so like get on the ball goddammit!...hehehe ball...
~Jeni
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I posted a video clip of an elephant butt inspector in alt.binaries.beavis-n-butthead that was pretty cool.
look for "Bad Day at Work"
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"Jeni" wrote in message news:[email]...
We put you in charge of the big thingie department ever since Cyberbutt had his manboobs reduction op. So stop playing with your thingies and tell us:
What is it like to have big thingies? Do they get in the way? Do they make your friends jealous? Do you wish they were smaller so that expensive firming cream would last longer?
I don't know, I mean sometimes his shit and incest thing makes me want to puke, but people in Federal Prisons are kinda cool. Besides, I never met anyone from those Apple-Ace-Ya mountains before. I'm told his one uncle/brother who hasn't got webbed hands can play 'Duelling Banjos' like a pro...
Final question: Where have you been? A camping holiday with your girlfriends? Frolicking in the woods? Four girls in a tent, drunk and lonely?
Thankyou, drive through....
Not as fun as you may think yes not really yes Final answer: How did you know - did that noise we heard in the woods come from you? That fart would have rivaled Beavis' Dad.
And to all you other bungholes, are those tears I see?! I said it looks like I hadn't missed MUCH, not anything. I did like some of the things I saw butt I think there should have been more. NOW GET UP AND GET ME A BEER BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASSES INTO NEXT TUESDAY!!
I don't have the big fat resonating butt-cheeks for that sort of noise. I'm more silent but deadly...
Beer? Can I see some ID, you don't look 21 (despite the big thingies)?
Thankyou, drive through...
"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...
Ah, yes, the silent but deadly brand.
I'M GOING TO BE 28 NEXT MONTH NOW GET ME A BEER!!!
Yelling is cool...
A cushion stuffed up your shirt and some smeary lipstick does not make you 21. NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BAR!!!! Yup, yelling is cool.
Thankyou, drive through...
"Jeni" wrote in message news:[email]...
I posted some photos of me burning stuff. Burning stuff speaks to the heart, and spincter. I shed a tear it was so moving. Then I had to take a dump. It was a good afternoon.
Completely uncalled for, Whamee. I've been posting, hands down, the most interesting and thought-provoking material on this board lately. You know it, everyone knows it. I've been talking about eating shit, I've been talking about watching my parents bone, I've been talking about sticking my peter into mens AND women's a-holes!! What more could anyone ask for?!
I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is, Jeni.
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Now THAT was funny! Run, Milty, run!
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