Turning into Beavis

Apr 11, 199612 posts by 10 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
12 posts

Last night, in the bar, a darts team have come to play our team from a place called Teramano's, and I sat in the corner saying "Tera..MAno!", "Julio!" and "Geraldo!" in Beavis' voice for about two hours. My girlfriend thinks I'm nuts but didn't help by giggling a lot. (She needed to slap me about the face a lot, I guess). It might just be a phase, but I'm worried I'll find myself ringing doorbells and screaming at someone pretty soon or something. Thanks for listening. Drive through.

dave

Wow... And how many beers did you need for that one? Anyway, shouldn't play darts and drink beer at the same time. Hardly didn't harm anyone at my last occasion...

Well, hmm... You seem to be sane, though i'm not that sure about either you or myself. But what did you mean to say with your post anyway? You really think of changing into Beavis? That isn't half as bad as living your life the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy way...

As far as uglyness goes I'm at Beavis's level. Could someone that knows how to set up new newsgroups do the world a favor and set up alt.surgery.cosmetic for me?

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SOA wrote:

I don't think that Beavis is particularly ugly. Chicks dig him. I think you need the ILoveEveryBody self-assteem workshop or something.

Now Butthead, on the other hand...

Uh... No. Nothankspleasedon'tdrivethrough.

Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot" van de Graaf

In message , SOA wrote:

Try alt.binaries.dorks.

Scot J. Trudeau, Postmaster General of Buttland, One Adam 69 Charter Member atbnb Special Forces <tm> ************ Irrvmator Veritatis Follower of the Keeper of the "Keep your Damn Binaries out of here" vigil "Sacred Master of All That Is Cool" - Bestowed upon me by Sekhmet herself

Not to be bitchy, but maybe what we ought to do is point you to a different ng -- if you're serious that is. Try hanging out in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose or alt.personals.motss. There are a lot of people in both groups who will accept you the way you are.

Rod Munch

In article , Rod Munch wrote:

will accept you

Are you sure about that? We gays do have standards you know!

Eric

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SOA writes:

*  help!!!

That would be cool. Then Beavis and Butt-head could get bigger thingies or something. Like, weiner implants.

boooooooooooiiiiiinnnnggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

Butthead! Butthead! Come here quick! Bare ass on TV!

Later Dudz......
Brian Heath <<---------------->> [email] Secretary of Butts -- Kingdom of Buttland http://www.servtech.com/public/heathbar Zealous Follower of the "Keep your damn binaries out of here" vigil.

i just got into that group and it was reminded me of a wasteland of bigots, sort of like red neck nerds or something along those lines, scary!

-rem