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May 4, 2003, 5:28 PM ET9 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Tom Andersonalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

All, Unless I get a message from a responsible, mature adult such as SFC Dumped, I am no longer going to dignify the sort of trash I'm seeing here with a response. Good day and stay the hell of my property! Damn perverts!

Tom Anderson Highland, TX
Tom Anderson↩ aghaseealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"aghasee" wrote in message news:avgta.74593$[email]...

Thanks for watching my back, Sarge. The only help I need right now is someone to help me watch out for all these perverts on the web. If my wife read some of the things that all these "Butts" and "Dumps" and "Turds" and "Frogs" and all those other crazy people were writing, she'd have a stroke! That "Turd" kid tried to write me a nice message and make up, but I'm too quick for him. I can tell he's just trying to bushwhack me and trick me into thinking he's someone else. I'm not very experienced with this interweb stuff, and I'm afraid of getting tricked into writing something that will end up with Federal Marshals at my door and cavity searches all around. Thanks again for the support...

Tom Anderson Highland, TX
Dave↩ Tom Andersonalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Sun, 4 May 2003 19:15:42 -0600, "Tom Anderson" wrote:

nice to see you found a boyfreind with pubes, yeah, huh, huh, huh. you guys are like playing hide the salami, look it's in ur bumm....

King Turd↩ Tom Andersonalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Tom Anderson" wrote in message news:3eb58485$0$202$[email]...

Dear Sir, Allow me to dignify your response with some intelligent banter. Those young hooligans who identify themselves Diabolic, Cyberbutt, Argy, Aghasee, Core_Dump, King Turd, Whamee, Tmansdc, Dave, frog baseball, et al. are nothing but immature, juvenile, insults to the intelligence to a man of your stature and public military service. They should be ashamed of the way that they are treating a selfless veteran of United States military service such as yourself. How dare any of them burn your vegatation, vandalize your residence, deflower your toolshed and concrete bags. and defecate in your lawn mower gasoline container. This is an embarassment to human dignity and should be treated with the utmost distain. You, sir, are an inspiration and a role model to youth worldwide. It seems that today's youth are only concerned with self gratification, drugs, and sex, sex, sex. This is appalling, I only hope that the hooligans on this Usenet group will grow to understand the sacrifices that you have made for your community and will grow to respect and admire you as they should. You, sir, are a perineum to all that the youth of today should strive to become. Thank you, Tom Anderson, for being the perineum.