Poll: who's cuter? Winona Ryder or Pam An

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Re: Pam or Winnona

The question is, who is cuter. However, it is obvious which of the two has the nicest body, and oozes sexuality.

Meow, meow, meow.

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Cretin.

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Same here, Pam is a slapper!

[email] (Obsidian) wrote:

So, what happens to breasts with implants during and after a pregnancy?

Just curious ...

dt

They sort of just hang there. Dumbass. I hope you're a voter from my state. I need dumb people to re-elect me.

Senator Harry Buttwhisker wrote:

--- Christine Death

Oh my Goth Becky, look at her make-up, she looks SO DEAD!

In article , [email] (Christine Death) wrote:

You mean, Oh, my Gosh, don't you? Then again, maybe you do mean "Oh, my Goth," if you're into Gothic fiction. :-)

Who cares they are to be avoided then. They look and feel great all other times.

wynona is basically a BORING looking teenage boy. Haven you EVER seen BAYWATCH? BE FOR REAL PLEASE. PAM IS AN OUTRIGHT SPACE-FOX! Those lips!!!

not that i'll ever get close to her but dammit let's get some HONEST judgement/criticism in here.

watching BAywatch W/MY grandparents and I STILL get uncomfortable. PAM has just transormed herself properly. NOTHING Wrongo with thatto!

saturn!

john, [email] wrote:

Well, you are the kind of kid that gets attracted to whores. I prefer cuter girls. Spamela IS a whore.

<<<SNIP>>>

D> Well, you are the kind of kid that gets attracted to whores. I prefer D> cuter girls. Spamela IS a whore.

That's NOT TRUE.. Allright, Everything is plastic, but that makes somebody NOT A WHORE...GET REAL... I admit, she was cuter when she hadn't got all those plastics... And then, that strange Tommy Lee!!! AARGH, what a creep!!!

(sorry for my English...)
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KILL THIS THREAD!!!

PLEEEEEASEEEE!!!!!!

In article , john [email] wrote:

unless you're a BABY!!

sheesh...

In article , john [email] wrote:

They're silicon too, idiot. Baywatch? Isn't that show for morons?

(1) why does it matter if they are silicon? it doesn't. (2) baywatch is not for morons. (3) you're scared of pretty girls

oh well, jbs

In article john [email] writes:

Or maybe your scared of REAL (pun intended) ones???????????????

[email] wrote:

Whether or not something is silicone should make no difference unless you plan on operating on the enhanced part. I personally HATE baywatch, it's one of the worst shows around. But I do get aroused every time I watch it.

TM> [email] wrote: TM> : [email] (Andrew Krszinski) wrote: TM> : >In article ,

TM> : >>Haven you EVER seen BAYWATCH? BE FOR REAL PLEASE. PAM IS AN TM> : >>OUTRIGHT SPACE-FOX! Those lips!!! TM> : >

TM> Whether or not something is silicone should make no difference unless you

TM> TM> plan on operating on the enhanced part. I personally HATE baywatch, it's TM> one of the worst shows around. But I do get aroused every time I watch TM> it.

Why don't you like it then??

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In alt.slack john blacksatan wrote:

Well, not for just any morons. For morons who can't get laid, and haven't got a clue as to how to change that. Baywatch is not sex; it is antisex. A slick, fast-acting drug from the corporate pushers in Los Angeles, the acultural capital of the world.

See above.

St. Francis E.

IT'S SILICONE, NOT SILICON. Silicon is an element. Silicone is a generic name for silicon-based polymers.

Yes, it's petty. So what?

Hey Guys, How big are her tits. I would just like to lick her nipples and then fuck the shit out of her tight pussy. I wouldn't mind at all.

So go for it!!!!!!

Well said! Probably giving the show more intelligent discourse than it is worth, but an interesting perspective just the same.

Bill

KILL THIS FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING THREAD!!!!!!!!!

john, [email] wrote:

Actually Baywatch is for morons but that doesent necesarily mean Pam isnt hot and you dont want her wrapped around your dick.

[email] (David Schuttenberg) writes:

doesn't the thought of feeling up a plastic dome sicken you in any way. or how about kissing a pair of inflated lips?

john [email] writes:

nothing like feeling up plastic domes and kissing inflated lips!

oh, well. sam

you SHOULD TRY IT DWEEB DUDE .... I JUST GOT THROUGH WRT THAT AREA AND I SWEAR TO GOD THEY ARE BETTER THAN LOOSE FLABBY REAL ONES IN A HEARTBEAT YOU FREAKIN' LITTLE NERDS ARE SO INTELLECTUALLY CORRECT AS TO DENY THINGS YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT. get off my net. you worthless comments unless from experience. like dennis mcFARALAND always threate=ning AND he WEAK AND FAT AND GIRLY AND actiully GOT NO EVEN FRIENDS to back him up so now that WE know that ... HE CAN CONTINUE THAT FAT-FAT-FAT-BOY CRAP AS LONG AS HE LIKES DOING IT. net fantasy is that FAT UGLY fag's life!!!

so anyway- so ALSO lay off space foxes you nerds...PAM ANDERSON is 300 K hotter than wynona and any 33% male knows that.

fags commenting on luscious foxy women with great lips and great breasts all are just jealous girls stuck in boy=bodies and i KNOW you shrinks tell YOU that all the time so LIVE W/IT.

SOME DAY DENNIS you'll get burned for your creepy style, jbs

Aw, c'mon, Dyna. You made this up, right?

Jim the Incredulous

On 05-14-96, [email] wrote:

Nope. not at all. I find rants by the linguistic outsiders terribly amusing.

"you worthless comments unless from experience."

Takes me a damn hour to write a rant like that. Too many neurons, I suppose.

• 2qwk! 2.0 * I'm objective; I object to everything.

[email] (Thomas Morgan) writes:

I think you need to keep in mind that the silicone isn't a real breast and that they often don't look like real breasts but rather like comic book breasts...and that comic book women are gross exagerations. i guess what i'm trying to say is that you shouldn't get such feminine ideals mixed up with real feminine beauty because what kind of a world would it be if every young girl had to aspire to silicon implants in order to keep up with a comic book standard.

Baywatch is indeed a bad show, but the guys are HOT.

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Nope, they're not allowed to masturbate. Utah's a funny state.

[email] (Lou Duchez) writes:

the joke will be on all of you Pam An fans when she finally reveals that she is indeed a man in drag! i'm sure drag is outlawed in Utah, as well.

KILL THIS FUCKING THREAD - NOW!

AK> In article , AK> john [email] wrote: AK> >Haven you EVER seen BAYWATCH? BE FOR REAL PLEASE. PAM IS AN AK> >OUTRIGHT SPACE-FOX! Those lips!!!

AK> They're silicon too, idiot. Baywatch? Isn't that show for morons?

And you're a MORON too!!!!

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In alt.slack john blacksatan wrote:

You really have no taste, do you. If Pamela Anderson is attractive, it is in a very unelegant, crude, stupid way. There is nothing about her appearance that indicates anything any more than superficiality.

In a few years, bimbos like that will have been replaced by computer-generated images (which will cost less to produce and allow better targeting of market segments). Who knows: perhaps they already have. Have you ever SEEN any PROOF that Pamela Anderson is REAL?

As for Baywatch, that has to be the most insipid thing ever produced for television. By comparison, Fruitopia commercials are engrossing and Aaron Spelling is the Shakespeare of today.

St. Francis E.

Hark! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Kelly Taylor is the sun! Nothing wrong with a little escapism sometimes, is there? I think Baywatch is a total joke but will definitely take an hour out of my Sat. afternoon to have a good laugh. But don't you dare start making fun of 90210. Then we'll have to fight.

Dave

they're not?

Hmmm, does "90210 sucks grass-filled cat turds" count as making fun?

JeffMo Pick one (show your work):

"Science (in direct contrast with religion) is continually expanding the repertoire of the possible." - JeffMO

"Psi ants (indirect cooperation with Satan) are continentally exhuming the repercussion of the positron." - JeffMO

Pam and BAYWATCH rules! you ma'am are MIXED-UP BAD. We have found zilch correlation between enjoying the chick BAYWATCH scenery and difficulties getting laid (even by so-called REAL girls).

the correlation between dweebs that cannot get-laid writing off sex and THEN dissing foxes like PAM on the internet is HUGE (IT'S REAL BIG).

IT'S SO high IT=1.0!

Hi Pam! jonh [email]

people that need an acro like FED are small-anyone one would know that.

I just wanted to say that I think you've got the question wrong. I mean if you really want to know who's "cuter" then there is no question -- it's Winona. Anyone who describes Pamela as cute needs to check themselves. On the other hand if you want to know who is sexier than I still have to say Winona. Pamela could be considered sexy if you like mannequins - plastic and artificial. Also, have you seen Pamela without her makeup on? It's even more of a hideous sight. In 10 years all the people that currently like Pamela won't. And actually next year who will remember her? I can guarantee you'll be seeing Winona long after Pamela disappears.

phil.

I don't know about you, but I certainly cannot enjoy a man without a proper dick implant. How can he be a real man otherwise? Most importantly, how can he assume his fitting role in society as an ornament and plaything for women? Why, dick implants should be manda- tory!

minty writes:

• I don't know about you, but I certainly cannot enjoy a man without a
• proper dick implant. How can he be a real man otherwise? Most
• importantly, how can he assume his fitting role in society as an
• ornament and plaything for women? Why, dick implants should be manda-
• tory!

Uh, in a way, this guy is pretty cool.

We should all go to the plastic surgin and have our, heh heh heh thingies enlarged. All guys should get weiner implants. Just make sure the stupid doctor makes sure he works on your weiner instead of your nose, like in the epichoad where BnB go to the doctor and get a nose job instead.

Heh Heh Heh that would rock.

Thankyoudrivethru

Brian Heath <<---------------->> [email] Secretary of Butts/ Media Representative -- Kingdom of Buttland http://www.servtech.com/public/heathbar Zealous Follower of the "Keep your damn binaries out of here" vigil. Now new and improved with Two Gold Butts, and a Croix de Merde with a TP Cluster. "Uh, can you spank a sea monkey?"

I have to make an addendum, or something, to my post on weiner implants:

BO-O-O-O-I-I-I-I-N-N-N-GGGGGGGGGG!

Brian Heath <<---------------->> [email] Secretary of Butts/ Media Representative -- Kingdom of Buttland http://www.servtech.com/public/heathbar Zealous Follower of the "Keep your damn binaries out of here" vigil. Now new and improved with Two Gold Butts, and a Croix de Merde with a TP Cluster. "Uh, can you spank a sea monkey?"

On Mon, 13 May 1996, Secretary of Butts wrote:

Can the doctor give us bigger hands, too?  That would be cool....
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KILL THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!!!

"Kill This Thread!" wrote:

I agree.

I second that lamination. Kill it! YES YES!!! KILL!! KILL!!

DIE!! DIE!!  DIE!!!    Whoa!!!  Um, uh uhuh...

In article ,

Down with this damn thread!!!

heh... whatever.. uhuhuhuh thread's cause brain damage in labratory animals. uhuhuhuh wow beavis where you a lab animal at a time.

kill kill kill

Even I agree with these guys. I mean it is getting kinda boring, you know!!!

On Sat, 11 May 1996, Don wrote:

On Fri, 17 May 1996, ashwani kumar wrote:

Then do it.

Twits.

Yes. Kill it now while it's fucking. Or soon it will reproduce.

DIE, THREAD, DIE!!!!1!!!

GTBOA, F.

In article , john [email] says:

I don't care if you're a particle physicist, I can call you a rutabaga if I want. Go drool over a mannequin or something...

CB

KILL THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!

Why? I'm rather enjoying it. If nothing else, it's no more obnoxious than you posting KILL THIS THREAD 500 times!

CB

john [email] wrote:

then john ranted:

GALS.

available

Just why is that, Stupid?

P.S. I'm so scared of pretty girls I married one. P.P.S. Winona is very pretty. Pamela used to be. The cyborg who now goes by the name of Pamela Anderson is to be pitied. P.P.P.S. Thanks to the person who pointed out the difference between silicon and silicone. I wasn't sure about that one.

Enough already. It's time to give this chestnut a decent burial.

In alt.slack "john blacksatan" wrote:

Excuse me? Explain how this is the case.

There are things that real ones can offer than artificial, silicone-and-collagen corporate pablum cannot.

If your standards are defined by the mind-control transmitters in Los Angeles, they will constantly be out of sync with all possible realities EXCEPT FOR THE ONE THEY WANT TO SELL YOU. Then they have you hooked. No matter what you see elsewhere, the worldwide deadly gangster computer god can outbid it.

How about "so fucking pink it's pathetic"?

St. Francis E.

In article , [email] writes

no, fuck and suck and piss

Without a doubt PAMELA A