What's a fortrolio?

In "Buttnicks", Cornholio said "Would you like to see my fortrolio? I have a fortrolio- in my bunghole! With my oreo!" I may have spelled it wrong, but it's just as well- I don't have any idea what a fortrolio. Can anyone help me understand?

dude, he said "portfolio:" the guy in the audience sitting with butthead said that beavis was very talented and he would like to see his portfolio. beavis heard him and started saying "portfolio? would you like to see my portfolio? I HAVE A PORTFOLIO IN MY BUNGHOLE!!"

my people...they are without bunghole. eri =-)

[email] (Rikkee316) wrote:

Whow Really! Then how do they *Poop*?

You mean you don't know?

Uh...no.

Dumbass. Uh huh huh.

Taliesin

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WHERE I AM FROM WE HAVE NO BUNGHOLE!!!

I COME FROM LAKE TITICACA!!!

[email] (Rikkee316) wrote:

Whow Really! Then how do they *Poop*?

You mean you don't know?

Uh...no.

Dumbass. Uh huh huh.

Uhhhhhhhhhhh... I think like you were hearing that backwards or something? uhh.. like maybe you're dissss..uhh....dislexus or something? I think he said "portfolio"..

Hey, Dedi's pretty cool, since shes like a foreigner and is like into cool cross-cultural stuff like B&B so cut her some slack or something...maybe they dont carry their portfolios up there butts where shes from like we do here in the US, didya ever think of that??? Wouldent it be cool to go on some business type job interview and when the interviewer asks for your credentials, stand up and *plop* out your portfolio on their desk? "Here you go, sir..." hehehe.....Id hire 'em on the spot! hehehe

KT

KingTurd wrote:

down here in israel(wich, i think, is where dedi is)we are JUST as intelligent as you fartknockers in the Us.... and besides, who CAN understand beavis when he's havins a seizure...i myself heard a "corvolio"....no way of telling.... and so, to conclude....it's nice that youre trying to stick up for her...but....youre insulting ME! btw:why do you assume she's female? food for thought

beavis? uhuhuhuhuhhuhhhu beavis? <splatt> ahhh!!! butthead? butthead ? what happend? you started like, talking all weired and stuff....i think it's called like, "politically correct"or something... oh, ehehehehe cool!

Waaaaait a minute... how in the hell have I insulted YOU? You would KNOW if I was insulting you. I would call you something like a fartknocker, a buttplug, an asswipe,a dillhole,a dumbass,an anal taste tester, a butt-pirate, an assmunch, a homeowner, etc, etc... but I havent, not yet anyway.

welp, I dunno about what chicks are like over there in Isreal, but here all of our "she's" are "female"...over here if your name ends in an "i", its pretty much safe to assume that youre a chick. If Dedi's not, which really dosent matter one way or the other, who appointed you a member of the Name/Gender/Letter "i" Correction Task Force anyway? By the way, by reading your above reply, you assumed that Dedi is a chick too...food for thought...or something...

Politically correct sucks. And if this was a troll it sucked too.

btw:in israel, many people's names end on the letter 'i'....

KingTurd wrote:

Yeah, she's a foreigner. She's like, from Indiana, or something. Uh huh huh. She's pretty cool. "Hey baby...."

Taliesin

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In article , Robert Souza writes

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You said "dickless".... buttmunch.... hhehh hehh hehh....

In Dedi Shy writes:

I think he said, "portfolio"....

-BD

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It's "portfolio" dumbass... eheh-ehe-ehehee... It's.. ummm... like bunch of documents put together or something..... ehehe-ehehe-eheh

Sorry about dumbass, but to live in such modern world and not to know what portfolio is a little bit strange.

Yo, you can't go calling someone a dumbass and then apologize for it 2 seconds later, unless you're a wussy.

drewbob

Whoa! drewbob comes back from lurkin' or something!!! emehehehehehe...

Hey howzit goin'?

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

OK I guess. Hey, since you're, like, Cat...do you know where one of our cats went? He like jumped off the porch last week and disappeared. I think aliens abducted him or something.

drewbob

what's a fortrolio?

it's an italian word, meaning "the sauce of my dick"

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Dedi Shy wrote:

PORTFOLIO!! as in......

"I have a portfolio! I keep it in my bunghole with my oleo!"

OLEO!! as in.........

Oleo-margarine!

Thankyoudrivethrough!

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