television really IS bad for you

so liek the othar nite i was wachting an old tape of our heroes, Beavis and Butt-head, they were siting on the sidewalk, or mebbie the curb, darnit, the edge of teh rode, anad Butt-head had a 9 vold baddery, anad you know --- he was stiking it on his tongue, BBBZZZBZBZBZBZBZBBZBZBBZ, that RULED URANUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so liek todey i was workign on teh lawnmuower, its' cool cause liek the gas tank was leeking, anad gas was poreing ote, anad teh mufler fell of, so sparks wear flyieng ote teh other side, sparks, gas, sparks, gas, sparks, gas, butt i wussed ote anad fixed it befour it explodid (what a wuss!!!)...

so liek i had teh spakr plug ote, anad i was trieng to fix the rope taht starts it, anad awl ofa suden i thote of Butt-head anad the 9 volp baderie, WHOA,,, so liek i puled the rope, anad teh engene was spinining aronde a littel, butt it didant start becouse teh PLUG was takin ote,,, BUTT teh liddel ***WIRE*** waz stil their going BUZZZ BUZZZ BUZZZ!!!! :-)

so i grabbed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAARGH!!#$!$%!#$%^^&&%&&#&%^YYOOOOWWWWW@#&*^!!%^@%^
YOW! YOW! YOW!  :-O  :-P  :-(  :-O  :-P  :-(  :-O

it was qite a bits moer than 9 volts!!!!! so i dids it agian anad agiain anad agaiain YOW YOW YOW! its preddie cool thign to do, if the PLUG IS OUT!!! otherweise teh mowerz mite start anad teh blaide wood liek cut yore dang leg right offs.

i was gonna stick mie peck on teh wire, butt sorrie guys (and EEK!(tm)), i wussed ote on that, it be a liddel bits two dengeouroiuus!!!

ElectroWeerdoh Lump Boy :-)

i once stuck my pecker to a car battery (i put a wire on each terminal and stuck it to my pecker) and it was a BIIIIYOOOOOOOOOTCH! damn it hurt alot! i'm still feeling the effects after doing that last week

Lumpy being his un-readable self wrote the following...and it rocks!

An exploding lawnmower(tm) would be pretty cool! :)

hahaha ROTFLMAO imagining that!!! ;)

Don't try that at home, boys and girls...

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Arrrrggghhhh!!!!!! eheheh...I just noticed _THAT_!!!! eheheh OK, lumpy, a truce, I'll stop signing your name to my stuff! :) eheheheh hahaha...but it was cool for awhile ;-)

Gary REALLY wrote _this_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tinky Winky wrote this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On 1 Jun 1998 00:27:07 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

get the tubbie cuss-turd!

get the tubbie cuss-turd!

Butt-head: Beavis, Beavis!!! Get in here, there's a baby's severed head on tv!!!!!!!!!!

Beavis: YEH! YEH! IT'S ON FFFFIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!

heh ehhe that was cool!

A pubic cervix announcement:

	I think we should all invade the following ng:
		news:alt.tv.teletubbies
There's some cool ppl there!!!!

bye-bye

		   gary
		"Be kind to ants"

heeheh ROTFL!

On Wed, 03 Jun 1998 21:01:38 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:

AARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

   it waz bad enuf that i had two ohblEEKly admit
     waching teh show once, butt their is know whey
       im gonna read that grope!!!!! ok, well i loked
    atit once, butt NEVER again!!! they suck!!!!!

WORSHIP THE ONE TRUE GOD THAT IS BEAVIS!!!!!!!!

      DO NOT BOW DOWN TO FALSE IDOLS!!!!!!
          (LIKE TELE-SUCK-TUBBIES!!!!!!)

                 :-)

uhuh my morning bowl of Cheerios rules my anus ehehe

ehehe yeh grab it ehehe pull it yank it ehehehehe ;)

uhuh you just said that your *little bit's too dangerous* ehehe ehehe little bit ehehehehe

uhuh *electric warrior* uhuh *bang a gong, get it on bang your schlong..*